Dear Diary

Entry 2

Dear fucking diary,
                                   My day has been a total fucking disaster. Not only did my banana explode in my bag, get hair dye all over my pillow , but i dropped my purse at the park and got robbed 50 quid including all my fucking change. Theres some absolute scum buckets about i tell you. To start tbe begining , when i was making my bed i noticed red dye all over pillow, i'm not happy about that my pillow is white and now it looks like a giant panty pad. Then on my way to work i got my purse out at the garage and realised it was all sticky, my banana had splattered all over my things in my bag , so that was irritating. At lunch time i thought i would treat myself to a pepsi , but i dropped my purse and didn't realise till 4 hours later , by which point it had been totally squeezed of all money. Now im home and doing paper work. I'm honestly drained. What a disastor of a day.