Fuck, Kevin won't leave us alone. Jake and I'll just be hanging out and then suddenly Kevin comes like he was invited and shit. Or maybe... does Jake invite him? Is he noticing that I might totally not be absolutely not in love with him, and doesn't want to be alone around me? But... what if he feels the same way? No. That might explain why he doesn't want to be alone though. Is he even gay? Would that be a weird thing to ask? Wait. Of course that's a weird thing to ask. It almost seems like Kevin's into Jake though... is he gay? HOLY SHIT, IS EVERYONE GAY?! Ugh, it's almost as dramatic as the season finale of The Bachelor. Not that I watch it... although if I did, it would be my firm opinion that Juan Pablo was one sexy motherfucker... damn, those abs... kinda like Jake's...
Jake's POV
I watched Danny mouthing things in his sleep. Wait, I sound like Edward Cullen. I swear to god I'm not a sparkly stalker. We were stewardesses on an airplane to Cabo where we planned to live together forever and get married and have babies and- I should stop. In reality we were on a bus back from a wrestling thing in some city I could care less about. All that mattered right now was the fact that Danny looked fucking adorable while asleep. Wait, I don't mean like fucking- well, I- never mind. Danny was mumbling something in his sleep and looked a little confused- goddamn, could he get any cuter? Then his face relaxed and he said something about a sexy motherfucker with abs like... Jake's? Who the fuck is Ja- oh wait, that's me...
That can't be right... can it? No, no, he's straight, right?
Could Danny be gay? Does he like me? Do I like him? Yes. Could this actually be happening? Maybe I'm the one that's sleeping, because this definitely feels like a dream. It's too good to be true. Good things don't happen to me. Not since-
Just then, I felt Danny move on my shoulder. He woke up a bit and half opened his eyes.
"Jake?"
"Yeah?"
"You're pretty."
"What?"
He had already fallen back asleep on my shoulder.
