All Dear Evan Hansen the whole musical but genderbent

Anybody Have A Map

Henry: Have you been writing those letters to yourself? Dear Eva Hansen, this is gonna be a good day and here's why...
Eva: I started one.
Henry: Those letters are important sweetie, they're gonna help you build your confidence!
Eva: I guess.
Henry: Can we try to have an optimistic outlook... huh? Can we buck up just enough to see the world won't fall apart? Maybe this year we decide, we're not giving up before we've tried. This year we make a new start. Hey I know, you can go around today and ask the other kids to sign your cast. How about that?
Eva: Perfect.
Henry: I'm proud of you already.
Eva: Oh, good.
Henry: Another stellar conversion for the scrapbook. Another stumble as I'm reaching for the right thing to say. I'm kinda coming up empty, can't find my way to you. Does anybody have a map? Does anybody maybe happen to know how the hell to do this? I don't know if you can tell but this is me just pretending to know. So where's the map? I need a clue. Cause the scary truth is, I'm flying blind and
I'm making this up as I go.
Cyrus: It's your senior year, Connie, you are not missing the first day!
Connie: I already said I'd go tomorrow.
Laura: She doesn't listen. Look at her, she's probably high.
Zack: She's defiantly high.
Cyrus: I don't want you going to school high, Connie.
Connie: Perfect, so then I won't go. Thanks, dad.
Cyrus: Another masterful attempt ends with disaster.
Laura: Interstates already jammed.
Cyrus: Pour another cup of coffee, and watch it all crash and burn.
Zack: Connie finished the milk!
Cyrus: It's a puzzle, it's a maze. I try to stand through it a million ways but each days another wrong turn.
Laura: I better head out.
Zack: If Connie's not ready, I'm leaving without her.
Henry: Does anybody have a map?
Cyrus: Does anybody have a map?
H & C: Does anybody maybe happen to know how the hell to do this? I don't know if you can tell but this is me just pretending to know.
Henry: So where's the map?
Cyrus: I need a clue, cause the scary truth is I'm flying blind.
Henry: I'm flying blind.
Cyrus: I'm flying blind.
Henry: I'm flying blind.
H & C: I'm flying blind and I'm making this up as I go. As I go.