"Hope" A Colleen Ballinger fanfic

Chapter 1

My stupid Parents are making me move to the south side of town in Manhattan. I don't like this for many different reasons. One this stupid old lady who has at least 20 cats who live in her fricken house. Two. The man down the street smells like old fish. And Three. I'm just to lazy. But I've tried finding my passion in life. I've tried modeling but mom my always photobombs. I've tried eating leafs but I saw my dog do it and he spit it out. Most of all I tried making friends. I offer candy to my friends and ask them to come over to my house but they always seem to tell on me. One time I thought I do my old neighbor Mrs. Dawe a favor by painting her house a different color. But she got mad at me. I apparently you can't just go up to a random persons house and just paint it. I wasn't trying to be mean. I just didn't like the color of that lady's house. I tried doing things in my neighbor hood that people don't ask me to do. So went down main to 3rd street in the middle of the night to this one house. I broke in through the back door were this one really old lady lived. I fed one of her cats and she heard me. She came into the kitchen with a bat and she was not happy. Her exact words to me were:
"You don't go and just break into people's houses in the middle of the night! No get out!"
I thought that was really rude of her to say such a thing so the mouth starting speaking and the words started talking. "Don't talk to me like that! How would you like if I said get out! Ya no. You get out!"
She threw me out that night. I was really sad. So we moved this morning into our new house. Are house was small and compacted and it looked like a really crappy deal. I decided to go and buy some g at the nearest gas station because ya know I was bored. So I walked to the local gas station. On my way their I saw a 80 year old man playing the bongo's with his shirt off. I think he escaped from the nursing home. When I arrived at the gas station I saw this one skinny beautiful looking girl. She looked like her name was Hope. I got her attention and she turned around and said.
"Hi I'm Colleen."
"Oh, Hi my name is James."
"Cool." Colleen said.
" I have an older sister Kayla, she's 22. I have a younger brother named Doug. (But we call him douche) He 14. And I have a little sister Maggie. She's 11. And I'm 15." I said.
"Wow, I have 3 siblings too." She said.
"Where do you live?" I asked.
"South summer beach." She said.
"Me! Too!" I yelled.
"Oh, Awesome were pretty much twins." She said.
"Do you want to walk home with me?" I said.
"Hells ya. I want too. I need some new friends ever since my stupid mom and dad made me move to this place." She said.
So we walked home in the dark night. We found a couple of funny things. We found a passed out guy with a bottle of Marlow in his hands. He found a police man. We found a rock and carved into it it said "Gimme attention" later we went to her house and this blew my mind. She welcomed me in. She was home alone because that family went to a school concert. So she asked me if I want ed to make some sausages in the middle of the night. We tuned into some tv and I got the feeling. I had fleeing as for this girl. I barely knew this girl and we already walked home and made sausage. I wanted to kiss this girl. So I went in. I stuns up sat back down in the place that I wanted to kiss her. She just kept staring at the tv and not paying attention at all to what I wanted to do. I felt like it was in slow motion. Now she saw what I was about to do. So she did the bad. She leaned back on the arm of the couch. I felt really embarrassed. She said to me.
"Oh wow I'm not ready for a relationship. I just want to be friends." She said. She just friend zoned me.