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"Should I name it like fancy pancy names like Charlotte, Elizabeth, or Ferdinand? Or short but sweet names like Snow, Frappe, or Lelia? Or a random name in my hard ass math problems like Barjay-"

"Ehem, excuse me maa'm, please pick a name now. We have other customers in line." The sales lady interrupted my murmuring while tapping her pen rapidly on the counter.

Biatch I can buy this business any time and fire you right on the spot so better back that sassy ass up.

Instead, I just smiled at her realizing that would be very rude and being the goody-two-shoes I am.

"Miss, please give me another moment. I still need to think of a name." I responded.

The sales lady nodded and for a second I saw her roll her eyes.

What a biatch.

I started to think about a good name and ignoring the bitchy sales lady who a want to smash into a lamp post and stick my fingers in her nose. I was starting to get ideas-

"Watch out!"

-but some clumsy ass dude with a pack of sugar tripped.

"What the heck?! Now there is sugar on the mat!" I screamed, gaining everyone's attention. The guy who tripped immediately chickened out.

"Maa'm you don't need to scream. I got the certificate right here. Here you go." The sales lady said in a bored tone. I widened my eyes and exclaimed,

"But I haven't even named my cat yet!"

"But maa'm," she said after giving a I'm-tired-of-this-customer-shit face, "you already named your cat. You did say that Suga is the cat didn't you?"

Not only is this sales lady a bitch, but is also deaf.

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As I sat on the couch, Suga started to purr as he layed down on the couch.

Pfft, reminds me of someone.

Oh shit tears don't come rolling down.

I couldn't help myself, again. So I cried, again.

Then the cat jumped onto my lap and started to sleep.

It really resembles you-know-who.

I started to doze off when a thought interrupted my mind.

"Oh fuck I need to go to their dorm asap!"

I also remembered another important event, but I can't seem to recall what it was. Anyway, I stood up, leading Suga who is currently laying down on my lap, to fall down on the floor.

I expected it to jump on my face and scratch the hell out of it but it gave no shit and just purred.

I stared at the cat for a minute but,

"Oh yes! Right! Got to get my ass moving. It can't just move itself."

I took a short bath then changed into blue jeans with a denim jacket. I stuffed my things inside the bag hurriedly.

"Why. Can't. You. Get. Inside. The. Damned. Bag."

Just then my phone rang.

Messaging
- unknown number -

monie: hello? is this gaseum's number?

aifiyl: uh new phone who dis

monie: it's rapmonster from bts

aifiyl: oh it's just you namjoon

monie: yep. btw where are you now? I thought you are going to meet us in the dorm?

aifiyl: I know ghadamit I'm already preparing. just calm yo ass down- wait WTF NAMJOON I THOUGHT I SAID TO NOT CALL ME GASEUM YOU IDIOT

monie: woAH chill now hurry up. jin already prepared a meal for you.

aifiyl: too bad he didn't prepare one for you ^-^

monie: stfu seungha and get going

aifiyl: okay okay sheesh

monie: oh wait I forgot

aifiyl: wot

monie: bring the cat.

aifiyl: fine. but wait I forgot too, how did you get MY FÛCKING NUMBER? AND HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A CAT

monie: well somebody's got to spy on you- you know what, let's talk about this when you get here.

aifiyl: ew creep okay bye

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"Since when did Namjoon become such a creep." I said as I closed my bag and picked up Suga.

I went outside and locked all the doors and called a taxi.

"Where to miss?" The taxi driver said.

"To that street over there." I pointed. I can't let him know where the BTS dorm is.

The driver just nodded and giggled afterwards.

What the heck is wrong with this guy.

Suga purred and jumped to the front seat.

"You cat come back here." I whispered. I scooped him and looked at the driver to see if he was mad.

I turned my head,

And that's where everything went black.