One Thing Lead To Another. (Long Jacob Hoggard Imagine)

texting & sexting.

“Hey, how are you?” You say out loud as you walk around the kitchen grabbing the milk, cereal, a spoon and a bowl.

“Hi, what’s up?”

“Yo, yo, yo?”

“Hey there matey, long time no talk”

“Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. Here’s my number so call m-”

“WHY DOES MESSAGING GUYS HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT?” You say loudly.

You finish your bowl of cereal and have moment of 30 random seconds of ambition.

 “Hey!” You send.

“What is this, the 1800’s?” You stare at the screen. You text messaged him since twitter would lead to somewhat of a disaster since its only like 160 characters and you can delete messages all the way around.

 (NOTE-YO: all text, twitter, skype messages will be in blue font, your messages will be purple if it is indicated.  )

It was imessage so the little bubble with three dots indicating he was typing was on the screen. You instantly locked the screen so once you received it, you wouldn’t seem so eager.

You opened you phone and clicked the message. “Well, hello! I guess you got my message.” He sent back with a smiley face emoji.

“OF COURSE I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. NOW WHAT I AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY?” You say out loud, loudly again. You couldn’t help but continuously smile at message.

“So, how have you been?” You tack on an emoji with smirk.

You decide that maybe you should ease up on this, it’s just a conversation. You turn on music and start to paint your nails with polish your aunt gave you from BC.

“JUST GRAND- been free for a couple of days, so I’ve been doing a lot of nothing. Yourself? ” You receive the message and click it to read it completely. You blow on your nails for a second and reply with the one finger tap method.

“I think doing nothing right now also fits what I’ve been doing for the past days-” You were going to tack on –oh and I think I’m been going crazy since you cant get out of my mind- but decided to not because you don’t want him to think a couple days of friendship to you makes you practically crazy.

Was it crazy for you to be crazy for him?

Well, he is Jacob Hoggard and he is a great guy.

And he did write “if fallin’ for you girl is crazy, then I’m going out of my mind.”

So maybe, if you ever did tack on that part he’d be okay with it.

“But at least I have an excuse!” You take a deep breath and look at the emoji choices. A winky face could be too soon but a stick out tongue winky face could be too much.

Tongue winky face are fun?

You send your message and continue to paint your nails and eventually start having a basic day- of nothing.

The conversation continued with some of his banter replies. You pretty much called him out, kiddingly, on being such a girl on his days off. He replied that he deserves a break since he works so hard and lives a very adventurous life, most of the time.

AND IT, the conversation, CONTINUED ALL DAY.

            Well until you ended it.

“Another day of nothing where we talked all day, wow. We are such cool cats.” You send as you sit on the couch with your parents asleep as the movie finishes.

“Cool cats we sure are! Hey, today wasn’t so bad. I quite enjoyed it honestly.” You receive and smile widely.

“HEY MOM, HEY DAD.” You say in a loud whisper. “WHAT GIRL WITH TWO THUMBS, AN IPHONE AND JACOB HOGGARD’S NUMBER IS COOLER THAN EVERYONE?” You smile and stick two thumbs up at yourself. “THIS GIRL.”

Your cool has officially dropped to ten but then again, you spent a day talking to Jacob Hoggard so your cool broke the scale.

“I agree. However, I think sadly, this day is coming to end. I better go to sleep soon.” You send; it was midnight.

After waking your parents up devilishly by turning on the lights.

“Oh, my sweet parents.” You say as you hear their “Ahs” and “OHHH” from the bright lights. “That is payback for many early morning wake up calls for stupid things.” You laugh and leave the room.

 “I was going to call you a goody-goody for going to bed early but I remembered time zones. Shall we talk sometime tomorrow?”

“Is it acceptable to say no? I think I just might just to see what he’ll say.” You say as you slip under your blankets.

“No- are you serious? I thought this was an one day only thing. LOL” You send and lay in bed with your eyes stuck to the screen; hopefully he doesn’t take it too seriously-

You stop yourself from think and reply a second message in seconds just in case. “JUST KIDDING- Please don’t take that serious and become grumpy and upset. If you want, WE SHALL talk tomorrow.”

You roll over onto your back and rubbed your face with your hands. You couldn’t keep in a giggle.

“OH GEEZ, I AM SUCH A GIRL.” You say out loud but it was muffled through your hands still on your face. You didn’t move until your phone went off from a message.

“Maybe I am grumpy and upset now- maybe I don’t want to talk to you tomorrow now.”

“Okay, good night. I’m just going to go cry myself to sleep now.”  

“OK, OK, OK. I said maybe. I do. So message me whenever you can; I’ll most probably be awake since today was my last nothing day. Good night and sweet dreams.”

“Thanks for today, it was very… humorous. I will and good night to you also, whenever you plan on sleeping.”

You finally send and click off your phone putting it on your night table and sprawl out still smiling with your eyes closed. Today wasn’t that bad, you thought you’d say far worse.

Ten minutes later:

“Sleep is for the weak.”

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The title was a through off, there were no sexts and anyone who read this because of the title- I'm sort of worried. Well- I gue- no. Actually, no. I'm worried. Have a lovely day and enjoy. Great that everyone is enjoying this and wild life. There arent any sexting in this fic- sorry to any. Just ran out of ideas for the title. Chapters are getting slow but damn, soon it's going to get better; i swear.

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