Noona,
I don’t think you know what you’re talking about. You’re not too old for me and I love you. I know you think I’m a little young, but I would take care of you. Noona, I would hold your umbrella when it rains; I would give you my jacket if you’re cold; I would buy you ice cream and massage your shoulders.
Please noona, can’t you see? I find you amazing because you can teach and I can learn. I would hug you and kiss you better than any grown man and you could teach me how to touch and feel. I would treat you nicely noona, I promise I would.
Are you afraid, noona? Is that it? Are you afraid of what everyone will say because I’m not? This is love! You can’t deny it! I know you love to pinch my cheeks and run your fingers through my hair. I’ll be the cutest boy for you noona. No other dongsaeng will be able to dance with you and take care of you like I do. And no other dongsaeng will ever be as cute as me noona, I promise you that. You know why? Because I would act extra cute just for you noona.
Come on, noona! Please! I can’t suppress my feelings for you because they’re just too extreme and I know your feelings are extreme too because I felt them noona. Remember that night in my room when my parents were out? Yeah, that was one great “tutoring” session, wasn’t it noona? You taught me a lot that day… And you took a piece of me noona, a piece I can’t ever get back and don’t want to get back because if you have it then I’ll be forever happy.
Oh noona, please! Can’t we just be together? Is it my hair? I’ll change it… I’ll start shaving (even if I don’t have facial hair). I’ll change my clothes – I could wear a tie! – but please noona, please stay with me? I’ll make the puppy eyes when you read this so then you won’t have any choice but to stay with me!
So what do you say noona?
Will you stay with me?
Your dearest, cutest, bestest dongsaeng ever,
TaeMinnie!♥
