(This is not serious at all....that picture is me and my new cat named Tord)
As Todd (I'm fucking obsessed with this faggot) pulled his hoodie off he stared at the person.
They had blackish hair, bright eyes, and a shirt that read the word..."Monstrosity"
(Ohhhh fuck no)
They began to raise their arms slowly.
Jackathan's eyes were twitching in annoyance, at some point Nate had ran away.
Bac screeched and shook Todd who was still yelling the "HUUUUUGGGHHH" thing.
Wist waved blankly. "And who are you." She said emotionlessly.
The person shrieked, "I. AM. BAGEL."
They screamed in her ear.
Jackathan spaced out, "Bagels are tasty..."
Bagel gasped. "But that's kinda cannibalistic...unless." he wiggled his euebrows. (I'm so sorry friends, gomenasai~)
"Anywhoooo~ I, BAGEL, am the fucking queen of this shit planet!" Bac stopped yelling, "wait but you're a guy--" she was slapped with a rock. "EXCUSE ME? I AM QUEEN IF I WANNA BE QUEEN NOW FUCK IT OFF HO."
Bac rubbed her face where the rock hit, Todd stared, "I fucking hate Democrats." Wist looked at Todd. "COMMUNIST--"
Bagel jumped in a tree. "I hear you need to find the city that the author forgot the name of hmmmm~?" He smirked a bit.
"What author? What ar--" another rock was thrown. "FUCKING HELL YOU SHIT HEADS!"
Bac sneezed into Todd's hood.
He was.... triggered.
"HUUUUUUUgGGGGGHHHhhhHHHhh!!!!"
Todd jumped around causing a book to fall from his hoodie...it was....oh no it couldn't be!
Hentai...
Bagel wacked everybody with a stick.
"Speaking of porn where is that souless ginger with mind powers who wants to rape a dog at?"
Jackathan blanked as usual "you mean Nate?"
Nate appeared.
"I HAVE ARRIVED HONEYS--"
I mean---
"Sup."
Suddenly bagel used his magicky gay stick wand to teleport them to the city.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY---" Suddenly Todd shot him.
"Rest In Political issues..." Todd said.
Bagel got up again. "Good thing I can't die!"
"FFFFFFFUUUUUUU"
Bac picked up Todd (ugh I can't ship this) and spun him around. "CALM DOWN MY AVACODO. YOU DON'T WANT WRINKLES DO YOU?!"
She screamed.
Todd punched her jaw and ran into a building in the city. "I SHALL GET REVENGE."
(I swear this is the serious part.)
Then, Todd ran out in some sort of cardboard red transformers robot suit with cat ears.
Everybody laughed.
"Vwell...TASTE IT."
He (unzipped his p--) yelled and suddenly shot a random energy ball into the ground, leaving a crater.
Nate shrieked like a girl. "DONT KILL ME TODD!!!"
Todd laughed and made an unusual face (um like...this -w- or... ▼w▼) at Nate.
Wist ran past Todd to distract him and Bac shoved him down.
Sparks began flying from his suit.
As Jackathan and Nate ran to the empty portal frame, Bagel began kicking at Todd. "FUCKING PEDOPHILE PERVERT GO FUCK UP A KID YOUR AGE AN--"
The portal shot to life.
Two figures walked through.
One with blonde hair, slight stubble and a blue leather jacket...the other blood red hair, neon yellow eye sockets without eyes and was dressed like a warrior neck down.
Each of them held a large harpoon-like gun. (Harpoons Harpoons they're better than friends~~~)
"Todd Dawson." The one with yellow eyes spoke cooly.
"Its time."
"Oh shit guys not this--" Todd pleaded but the harpoon guns aimed for his chest.
"Honest I'll stop killing people vwith robots!"
Everyone watched as the portal shut off causing the 4 main teens to scream.
They shot the guns, one narrowly missed his heart but hit him dead on in his bad shoulder.
The other however hit past his head into the shoulder of the robot thing, causing his metal suit to short circuit and begin the spark and over heat.
Everyone ran off and watched as the metal suit exploded (I swear this isn't from eddsworld) sending Todd through the air, he landed with a thud.
Everyone ran to see his body.
Half his face was torn and bloody.
As well as his bad arm was in worse condition as it was mangled and torn apart.
"P-please..." he rasped out as his right eye was bleeding.
"Don't let me die alone guys...hel-" he began choking, the guy with blonde air picked him up and began to rub his back. "We'll let you live Toddy...for now." He mumbled before handing him off the the yellow eyed guy.
They both turned to the teenagers.
"Who are you guys?" Nate asked.
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Ohh its ending sooon ;^;
Luckily I haven't developed a crush on any characters---oh who am I kidding
TODD NOTICE ME MY CINNAMON HOLE
Anyways I'll get serious soon
YOU ARE READING
Green Fairies.
FantasyWhere do you think you are? Earth? Not even close. This is the place known as Cagenia. You aren't safe, not even from your own imagination.
