Xavier's trumpet love (one-shots)

The pic

Today he had met this girl, she was in the marching band of course he did not know what instrument she played but all he knew about this girl was that she had something big in her pocket, he wasn't sure if it was in her pocket or if it was in her pants.

He didn't want to stare at it but he just couldn't tell what it was.

"I don't mean to be rude, who am I kidding, why are you looking at my pants" the girl exclaimed, she wasn't embarrassed but she wanted to know what he wanted.

Xavier put his hands up defensively

"Look this is awkward, i just wanted to know what is in your pocket, It looks long and big"

"My dick"

The girl blinked

"wait, what???" Xavier was very confused.

"You got a problem with that?"

"No it's just-

"It's what bigger than yours"

The girl had pulled out her 'dick'

"Yeah it's my dick, that's it's name "

The girl opened her dick, and pulled out a piccolo and started playing on it.

"How the-

Xavier shook his head and just went back to his place by his trumpet of course

Huh? I wonder if it will fit...