beach boy

one hundred seventy two

i opened the door to my room and fell onto my bed and screamed into my pillow, forgetting troye was even there until he scared me and said

"what was all that yelling?"

i took a deep breath and sighed

"my mom just annoys me sometimes that all"

"oh.... connor texted you by the way"

"oh really what did he say?"

he said "want nudes"

my cheeks turned red and my eyes popped out of my head once more, the way troye said it so innocently.

"i wasnt sure if that was a question or a statement, so i asked him that and he said 'what do you think 😏😈'...."

i was speechless

"so then i sent him one and he said 'damn dat dick so big'"

as if i wasnt already shook, my eyeballs popped out of my head onto the floor.

"i'm just kidding i made that part up" he said laughing

"thank jesus," i said placing a hand on my chest.
"he probably just wants nudes from his girlfriend or something so hes complaining to me...." i said to cover it all up

"oh."