You know how I saw Jonny for the first time he was all in my face and called me a guy. This part is going to be funny. It's all about the times that me a little Jonny. So here we go.
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How about at time I was in the middle of a good nap in the living room, and Jonny walked up and turned on the t.v. I looked at him like he was crazy. He looked at me and saw me and said "don't look at me like that. You can sleep all day." I was like Wtf in my head. So I started barking at him and he pushed me. In my head I'm like u did not just put your hands on me it's fin to be on like white on a French Bull Terrier (get how I'm a French Bull Terrier and I put that in there) I bit him and he smirked while looking at me. With that stupid smirk on his face he kicked me and I flew across the hard wood floor. It hurt so much he had one I started crying then Brittany walked in and automatically knew that happened. She went and told on him and he got punched in the chest by Brittany's dad. I was dyeing and laughing in my head I was on my back wiggling around. Everyone was staring at me I'm like dang I stopped and starred at them all of them then mamma said "Okay I think this starring contest is over clearly Jasmine won." Funny right hahaha if I could talk I would say some rude words to him. Anyway another story is on its way but first you got to give me a bacon dog treat. Just kidding anyway how about the time when Jonny was in high school he was doing his homework and I remembered that t.v. incident and I thought " hmmm I wonder if he would get mad if I tore up his homework. No even better ripped it up the put it in the toilet." I could picture the expression on his math teacher's face, and the moment the moment : teacher: "Ok class take out last nights homework Jonny we will start with you." Jonny looking nervously at his teacher and states. "Umm my sister's dog tore up my homework the toilet." "That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL TODAY!!!!!!" She yelled. " But I was telling the truth my sister's dog did tear up my homework and put it in the toilet. " He tried to defend himself, but it only made it worst . " It looks like her face is turning red." States his friend Michael. that's sits to his left.
" Shut up wit yo Ramen noodles looking ass hairline." Richard states that sits next to Michael. The class starts to laugh so hard. End of moment. Okay Jamise it's time to make a plan. C'mon brain start working ugh brain you always work when it's about food. Then I tough of an idea to out smart myself. Okay Jamise think think think how about when I get done with this Jonny thing I will ask Brittany to feed me by picking up my bowl and putting it by her were she can see it. Good now I can start planing my plan haha that don't sound right planing my plan. C'mon your getting off task get your mind together. I walked over to Jonny who was laying down doing his homework in the living room. I went over there to where he was, and licked his face he sat up leaving his paper that was sitting I quickly grabbed the paper I ran for my dear life. Considering I have very short legs I flew into the bathroom I could hear him calling after me to stop but I didn't stop. Now think why would I stop if I know I'm doing something wrong. I hurried into the bathroom closed the door no use of trying to to lock the door it will only waste time. So I quickly tore up the paper and put it in the toilet and ran to Brittany room and hinder under the bed " Hey there Jamise. what
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The life of me Jasmine Murphy ON HOLD
HumorHello this is a story about me Jasmine a English Bulldog. That was recently adopted by the Murphy family. I am going to tell you about my life. before I was adopted and most recently now. P.S. comment if u like.
