25 Ways To Annoy People In The Elevator
1. Breathe really loud
2. Pretend that you are scared of the elevator and break down
3. Push all the elevator buttons when someone gets in
4. Fart and blame it on someone else in the elevator
5. Talk about your life story
6. Have a picnic
7. Pretend the elevator is a fun ride
8. Bring lots of friends with you for a elevator party
9. When someone wants to get in say it is full and close the door ( even if you are the only one in the elevator)
10. Cough/Sneeze repeatedly and occasionally spray someone
11. Ask the someone if they have a sick bag if they say no gag and act as if you are going to throw up
12. Say that you left your baby cousin,sister,brother ect. In the apartment ( or wherever ) and you left the gas on and you left the water running. Be frantic
13. Pretend that you have to badly go to the bathroom and you might explode at any second
14. Pretend to have terrets
15.Have a fake phone call with your "Bf" or "Gf" and be dramatic and loud
16.Whisper to someone about the end of the world or something like that
17.Run around like you are doing a marathon inside the elevator
18. Set up a table and eat lunch
19. Complain about anything
20. Sit in the corner chanting 'It is coming' repeatedly but whispering just loud enough for everyone to hear
21. Order a Big Mac from the emergency phone ( do this at your own risk do not blame me if you get in trouble)
22. Dress up like the grudge and stand in the corner making the weird croaking noise
23. Scream then stop like nothing happened
24. Put a pillow under your shirt and spill water and shout 'MY WATERS BROKE' then casually walk out
25. Breathe loudly through your nose
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25 Ways to Annoy Someone
AcakThis is a Guide on how to annoy people in various places. This is not meant to offend anyone. Also try at your own risk. There are 25 annoying things for each category. I hope you enjoy this guide and Please vote :)
