25 Ways To Annoy a Non Directioner
1. Sing all of their songs at the top of your lungs and sing louder when they tell you to stfu
2. Fangirl over Harry's hair or Nialls eyes
3. Go on about your opinion on Larry Stylinson
4. Dress up from head to toe in 1D merchandise
5. Say random stuff to them about the boys
6. Cover your room with merchandise
7. Don't use a spoon, and ask for all spoons to be removed from the house as it is disrespectful to Liam
8. Eat carrots all the time
9. If they diss the boys give them a lecture about how they have saved many lives etc.
10. Have a separate bed for your 1D dolls
11. Have a sacred room for all one direction merch etc.
12. Try and convince them to like the boys
13. Be stalk the boys twitter, Instagram etc. constantly
14. Talk in an English or Irish accent (if you don't have one already)
15. Say turdy seven instead of thirty seven
16. Shout KEVIN everytime you see a pigeon
17. Eat nandos
18. Drag them along to a concert
19. If you go to a different band/singers concert hold a sign that says 'one direction are and always will be better than you'
20. If they call Louis 'lewis' go berserk
21. If they say your name wrong say 'it's zen'
22. Wear stripes/blazers all the time
23. Make wedding plans
24. Kiss your posters everyday
25. Sleep with a standee of one or all of the boys
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25 Ways to Annoy Someone
RastgeleThis is a Guide on how to annoy people in various places. This is not meant to offend anyone. Also try at your own risk. There are 25 annoying things for each category. I hope you enjoy this guide and Please vote :)
