Lauren: Y/N!
Y/N: Babe, where are you?
Lauren: Don't leave me for the teddy bear, please.
Y/N: What? Are you okay?
Lauren: I've seen the way you cuddle with her in the night.
Y/N: Lauren, I'm coming to pick you up. Where are you?
Lauren: If you leave me for the teddy bear, I'll never talk to you again.
Y/N: Lauren, stop it. I won't leave you.
Lauren: That's what all of them say. I'll leave you for my cute lion anyway, she cares for me more than you do. She's up for cuddles all the time, and she's never rude to me. Plus, she wouldn't mind watching American Horror Story with me whenever I want to.
Y/N: I can sense so damn well that you're drunk. I'm calling Mani.
Lauren: I'm not drunk. I'm simply... free. Like the nightingale we saw flying in the sky that day, near the beach. I wished I could be her, because she just seemed so carefree and reckless. No one had to hold her down and prohibit her from doing what she wanted to. I want to be that bird. She's probably traveled that world, with just herself and her elegant wings that glide through the sky. She probably stumbled upon the beach on her way to Greece or something. I cherish that life. Do you think I can get away from this one?
Y/N: Is your drunken self telling me that I'm being restrictive over what you do? Look at you now!
Lauren: Wait, how do you tell if a nightingale, or any bird in general, is a male or female? I think I called this one a female because it just seemed right.
Y/N: I'm coming now. Got the details from Mani.
Lauren: You mean the bear?
Y/N: No, your best friend. Gosh, I am so disappointed in you, Lauren.
Lauren: I don't care. I can do whatever I want, like the nightingale. Like all the birds in the glorious firmament!
Y/N: I didn't know getting drunk improved your vocabulary.
Lauren: I'm a grammar queen, Y/N. Like Queen Elizabeth. Or Queen B. I have a 5.4 GPA, of course I'm smart.
Y/N: I'm here to pick you up. Just outside the house where the party took place. Get your butt out here right now.
Lauren: You mean my beautiful ass, that you love touching so much, don't you?
Y/N: Don't make this difficult for me, babe. Please come outside.
Lauren: I will, but Y/N?
Y/N: Yes?
Lauren: I take back what I said. I love you so much, and you're the best girlfriend in the universe. I love you.
Y/N: What you said hurt me, Lauren. But I know... I know you meant no harm. I love you, too. Come on out, I'm shivering. Standing outside to give you a huge hug, and now I'm facing the consequences of not wearing a jacket.
Lauren: I'm coming to keep you warm, baby girl. Just don't leave me for the teddy bear?
Y/N: Never.
