I just watched Maury and this idea popped in my head Eli is gonna be a futanari woo give the fans WHAT THEY NEED
"EVERYONE WELCOME NOZOMI TO THE SHOW". nozomi sat in the chair next to Maury, "so nozomi what's going on", "well Maury me as my fiancé Eli have been living in America for over 8 years now and had a baby almost a year ago, BUT NOW SHES CLAIMING THAT I CHEATED ON HER AND THAT SHES NOT THE FATHER OF OUR CHILD". the audience booed and were in shock, "so Eli is a male?", "basically yeah a chick with a dick". the audience clapped and cheered, "you took a lie detector test and Eli took a paternity test so everyone welcome Eli to the show". everyone booed and Eli raised her hands up and walked over to Maury and shook his hand. "so Eli you're starting to deny that yuzuru is not your son". "Maury nozomi has been getting home late A LOT LATELY EVEN BEFORE SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS PREGNANT I've been taking care of the baby SINCE HE WAS BORN I've done some thinking and if that's not MY SON WE ARE THROUGH MAURY." there were some cheers and boos, "well the DNA and lie detector tests are in and Eli you took one as well?", "YES SHE DID MAURY I TOLD HER TO BUT SHE KEPT REFUSING BECAUSE I THINK SHES BEEN SLEEPING AROUND TOO". the audience cheered as Maury pulled out the lie detector results, "nozomi when you arrive late from work is it because you're having sexual intercourse with someone you said no the lie detector test determined you're telling the truth". nozomi jumped from her chair, "SEE I TOLD YOU"., "Eli have you been having sexual intercourse with anyone you meet at work you said no the lie detector test determined YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH". Eli got up and pointed at nozomi, "YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WOULD DO THAT". "now to the DNA results, when it comes to 10 month old yuzuru Eli, YOU ARE THE FATHER". Eli got up, kicked her chair and walked away from the stage.
*backstage*
"BABE IM SORRY I WILL CONTINUE TO SUPPORT AND LOVE OUR CHILD", she tried to hug nozomi but failed, "you better stop accusing me then and GROW UP".
"coming up Nico yazuwa claims her girlfriend has been cheating on her with FIVE other women and got TWO of them pregnant"
I had a lot of fun lmaO I hope you enjoyed
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NozoEli (one shots)
Romancemany different one shot AU's for nozoeli I will take requests eventually if that even does happen but I have so many different story ideas I just didn't want to do many different stories so I'm making them one shots. enjoy!
