Gabe & Babe - Gabentine Randomness

Lemons

- Gabentine POV -

Gabe: Hey Clem whats that paper you're reading ?

Clem: *puts paper down* Gabe, did you know lemons are yellow ?

Gabe: I'm pretty sure that's common knowledge babe

Clem: *throws lemon at Gabe*

Gabe: where did that even come from ?

Clem: *ignores him and picks up paper again*

Gabe: well looks like someone is giving the silent treatment

Clem: *looks up at Gabe, squints* Lemons are native to Asia

Gabe: what ?

Clem: One lemon has 17 calories

Gabe: Oh

Clem: Freshly squeezed lemon juice in a glass of water is said to cleanse the liver

Gabe: what is happening right now

Clem: Lemon trees Cam produce up to 600lbs of fruit a year

Gabe: *sips lemonade* Quite interesting

Clem: *sip* yes. Lemon is also what they call sex scenes in fanfictions.

Gabe: Fangirls.

Clem: yes, they're probably watching us now

Gabe: *gets under table*

Clem: They can still see you Gabriel

Gabe: FUCK

Fangirls: YASSS

Clem: *rolls eyes*

Me: *appears* hey guys

Clem: uh hi

Gabe: who are you ?

Me: I am who I am, don't worry about it

Gabe: what the fuck ?

Clem: *continues reading paper*

Me: *disappears*

Gabe: and they say walkers are bad

Clem: *hits Gabe with Walker arm*

Gabe: what the fuck ? Why did you do that

Clem: because you needed it

Gabe: I'm done with you

Clem: you say that but you always come back

Gabe: trueeeee

Clem: you're a doorknob.

Gabe: what ?

Clem: dork.

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So yeah what do you guys think ? Yes, I really googled facts about lemons 😂
Byeeeeeee