Fences

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- Gabentine POV -

Clem: *sitting on bench*

Gabe: dat fence tho

Clem: *looks up* what the fuck are you talking about ?

Gabe: *points at fence*

Clem: *nuts*

Gabe: oh

Clem: *has bag of peanuts*

Gabe: Mmmmmm

Clem: it's just a fence Gabe

Gabe: *walks over to fence* You curvy ?
(I need to stop 😂)

Clem: What the fuck am I ?

Gabe: *talking to fence* you say you're 5 and 7 quarters huh ?

Clem: *throws peanuts at Gabe*

Gabe: Excuse me fence, I have to go take care of that one. She's needy.

Clem: excuse the fuck outta me for wanting MY boyfriend's attention

Gabe: oh we're still doing that ?

Fangirls: *bitch slaps Gabe* How dare you speak to Clementine that way

Gabe: *looks down sadly* I'm sorry Clementine

Clem: it's okay Gabe

Fence: so Gabe...

Clem: *takes axe and brakes down fence*

Gabe: whoa

Grass around the fence: Hey did you stop to think about his family ? Like what are they going to do with out him

Clem: *looks at grass, steps on grass*

Older lady standing on porch: *triggered* Get off my grass !

Grass: thank you !

Clem: *squints* oh, this isn't over I'll be back *walks away*

Gabe: weres she going ?

Police car: I don't know

Gabe: what the fuck ?

Police car: *turns into fire truck*

Also police car: *smashes Gabe*

Gabe: I thought I told you that you had to buy me dinner before you did that

Police car: *smirks*

Me: you're a fucking car, how did you just smirk

Gabe: I'm going to find Clem *leaves*

Me: *eating pear* hmm okay bye then *disappears*

Police car: I'm all alone, nobody loves me
(Fucking same)

Also police car: *blows up*



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That's it for now
byeeeeeee

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