Gabe & Babe - Gabentine Randomness

flower pots

- Gabentine POV -

Gabe: hey babe I got something for you

Clem: Oh ? What is it ?

Gabe: *hands Clem flower pot*

Clem: what the fuck ? Where's the flower

Gabe: oH.

Clem: Look, if I wanted pot I would have asked Jaide.

Gabe: excuse the fuck out of me for getting you something. GAWSH.

Clem: *rolls eyes*

Gabe: whatever. I'm done *walks away*

Clem: I'll just go find Carl

Gabe: *comes back* Oh fuck that.

Clem: heh I love it when you get jealous

Gabe: shut up and put this flower in your pot Clementine *hands Clem flower*

Clem: now that's more like it

Gabe: yeahhhh

Javi *floats into room* Hey kids what's up

Gabe: why are you floating ?

Clem: did you just say "Hey kids" ?

Javi: Cool cool. Have you seen any cows lately ?

Gabe: What the ?

Clem: are you okay Javi ?

Javi: *screeching sound*

Gabe: OH GOD TURN IT OFF

Clem: I DON'T KNOW HOW TOO

Javi: BEEP BEEP BEEP NEER NEER NEER - Please conduct your post trip child check now

Me: wait.
Javi Child Check Mate ?
(For those who don't know, Child check mate is a system that buses have to make drivers stop and check for sleeping kids before they leave the bus)

Javi: NEER NEER NEER

Me: someone better deactivate him before he starts honking

Gabe: How do we do that ?

Me: find the stop and check button

Clem: what ?

Javi: *loud horn beeping*

Me: OH FUCK WE SCREWED UP. WE NEED TO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND NOW
CHILD CHECK MATE IS A FORCE TO RECON WITH, ITS LIKE FANGIRLS BUT 20 TIMES WORSE

Gabe: oH.

Clem: *burns house to ground*

Me: good. All is calm now

Jaide: *walks up* hey I heard a bunch of noise, what's going on ?

Gabe: Javi made noises and honked loudly, Hunta made us burn down the house.

Jaide: Hunta.

Me: what

Jaide: What did I tell you about having people burn houses

Me: nothing because we've never talked about that

Jaide: go to your room.

Me: what

Jaide: you heard me.

Me: *points at burnt down house*

Jaide: Dammit.

Clem: Can someone tell me what the hell is happening right now ?

Me:
Gabe & Babe -
Gabentine Randomness

Clem: *sips lemonade* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm okay this makes sense

Gabe: dayum gurl you curvy

Jaide: 5 and 7 quarters.

Me: hahahah okay that's enough I have cows to tend too.

Jaide: I don't see any cows

Gabentine: *becomes cows*

Me: *points at Gabentine*

Jaide: Dammit Hunta.

Me: Yes now I've got to go take care of this.

Jaide:.............

Me: alright shows over
Bye.

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Whoa look at this, it's over 400 words. That's great, I don't know if you can tell but I'm trying to get it to 500 words by making a long end and it's not working yet because we are at 470 oh 473 okay 474 yay I'll shut up now.

Sorry I'm a horrible Hunta and a dork.

Really though I hope you enjoyed this episode of Gabe and Babe

500 words YAY

Okay that's it I'm serious 😂
Byeeeeeee