Gabe & Babe - Gabentine Randomness

Gabey Wabey

- Gabentine POV -

Gabe: *looking at piece of paper* I'm Gabey wabey.

Clem: and I'm Clemmy Clue, welcome to the club of nicknames

Gabe: oh my god *looks out window*

Clem: what ?

Gabe: the heard

Clem: *looks out window* there's nothing out there

Gabe: *rolls eyes* you're blind

Clem: wat is dis ? *touches Gabe's face*

Gabe: dat be meh face

Clem: *thinks about what Gabe is saying* I do not get paid enough for this

Talltale: 😎🙌

Gabe: JAIDE WAIDIE ! TALLTALE ISN'T PAYING US ENOUGH

Jaide: You hurt my Gabey Wabey or my Clemmy Clue and I'll cut you.

Talltale: 😨

Jaide: that's right

Gabe: thanks Jaide for getting us our money

Clem: *looks at money* we can't even use this. We are in the apocalypse

Jaide: *snaps fingers*

Gabe: whoa, everything is normal again

Jaide: I own you now though so

Clem: eh it beats having to constantly run for your life

Jaide: you don't know that

Gabe: oh god

Me: *appears* I heard Gabe say oh god. What's up ?

Jaide: I took them out of the apocalypse

Me: oh cool have fun you 3 *disappears*

Jaide: Okay kids let's go

Clem: where are we going

Jaide: don't you worry about that

Gabe: okay then

Me: well that's all for now so bye bye everyone *turns off lights*

Jaide: Jesus

Jesus: Yes ?

Javi: Jesus ?

Gabe: uh Hey Jesus

Jesus: uh Hey Gabe

Clem: Moo. *becomes cow*

Me: *turns lights back on* Shit. I have to take care of this again. So peace out girl scout.

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Yeah, I have issues.
Byeeeee