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The NEW Savanah

Alarm clock: MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP

Savanah: Yeah, yeah I get it. SHUT UP. Oh a note from mom.

Savanah,

I had to leave early for work today and I

made some breakfast for you. Have a

good day sweetie <3

P.S. I hope your not worrying about that

boy. Show him what Hes missing.

Mom

Savanah: Hmm. Show him what Hes missing eh? You know what. I can do that. In fact, I will show everyone exactly what there missing. Especially Brooke. She better watch it. Because I am no longer going to be a door mat. This is... the new Savanah.

Savanah was getting ready to show everyone what they are missing by doing her usual make up routine and she wore a big pink bow with a pink and black polka dot skirt and a pink crop top with the word pink written in black. she also wore pink heels.

She went out to the kitchen and saw a plate full of some bagels and cereal.

Savanah: Oh....

Once again, a devil Savanah and an angel Savanah appear.

Devil Savanah: No Savanah. You cant.

Savanah: your right.

Angel: WHAT NO SAVANAH THE GOOD SIDE OF YOU WILL BE GO-

Savanah: No. I cant.

Angel Savanah: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She exploded.

Savanah: I'm sorry mom. I cant eat this. But I know someone who can! The stray dogs!

She brought the tray of food outside

Savanah: Here doggie doggies. Come here dogs. Are you there? Helloooo.

Stray dog 1: BORK

Stray dog 2: ARFFF

Savanah: Aww. Hi puppies.

Stray dog 1: BORK BORK!

Stray dog 2: ARFF

Savanah: Aww. Come here guys. Ta Da!

They eat all of the food and then Savanah goes back inside

Savanah: Hmmm. I wonder what Brooke would eat for breakfast.  Probably some juice.

She went back outside drinking a cup of juice.

Savanah: Umm, dogs? Where's my tray? Ugh oh well.

Dogs: Hhehehehehehehehehehehheehhehehehehehehehehehehehheheehheheheheheehhee.

At school Brooke was wearing a pink necklace and pants with a pink sweater and pink flats.

Brooke: Umm, hello? Want to move, shrimps? Ugh.

She punches a kid out of her way

Sally: OH MY GOD JIMMY!

Brooke: Alicia, Rachel this is important. Umm, am I looking p-puffy?

Alicia: Puffy?

Rachel: Like, what do you mean?

Brooke: Umm like, chubby?

Rachel: Oh umm What. No way!

Alicia: Oh of course not!

Brooke: Oh good. Is Sage here yet?

Sage: Sure am baby. Are you okay? Why couldn't I come over yesterday?

Brooke: Oh ugh, Don't worry Sagey. I had to- uh, umm.

Sage: What?

Brooke: Ummm. Shut up!

She makes out with him.

Savanah walks in like a fancy mama

Cortney: There's Savanah. 

Dave: She looks kinda hot.

Brooke: Oh great.

Sage: What's wrong babe?

Brooke: Nothing! Don't look over there. Just keep kissing me!

Savanah: Humph.

David: Hey Savanah, hows the rash? AHAHAH

Savanah: Hey David, hows the acne? Because, from what I see the situation doesn't look to promising. 

David: Ugh umm.

He ran away

Dave: Hey Savanah, Is it true you used to whey 300 pounds?

Savanah: Of course. Isn't it obvious?

Jack: Hey, is it true you kiss any boy you can get your hands on?

Melody: That's what I heard too.

Savanah: Oh really. Does this answer your question?

She turned around and kissed Jack.

Savanah: heheh

Jaime: Wait Savanah, Is it true that your actually a hippopotamus?

Savanah: Honey, you've got that one wrong. I'm a rhino!

Dave: Wow.

Melody: What the Hell?

Cortney: She's like, cool.

Rachel: Is that like, actually Savanah?

Brooke: Umm.

Sage: What the?

She walked over to her friends

Genny: Oh.

Lina: My.

Genny: God.

Savanah: Heyy

Genny: Ok who are you and what have you done with Savanah?

Lina: Are you even the same girl as yesterday?

Savanah: You bet I am.  Your looking at the new and improved Savanah. This Savanah is done with being walked all over. And this Savanah thinks a little more like Brooke.

Genny: I love it. I think I'm fine with new Savanah.

Lina: No offense, but don't bring old Savanah back. It would be best for all of us.

Savanah: Hey!

Genny and Lina: Hehehehehehehehe

Lina: The way your acting...You really do remind me of Brooke. But better.

Genny: Much better.

Savanah: heheh why thank you!

Blake: Hey Savanah, you look really pretty.

Savanah: Thanks.

Blake: Aheh. Bye.

Brooke: I told you Sagey.  Savanah is nothing more than a lying mean little trash bag. I guess she finally dropped her, "I'm a sweet little Angel" Act.

Sage is staring at Savanah.

Brooke: Sage.  Sage!

Sage: Oh ugh, sorry babe. I just don't get it. She was so-

Brooke: She was nothing. No shut your mouth. And kiss me.

Savanah: Hey, do we have math first period?

Genny: Nope. Its honors English for me and you. Why?

Savanah: Oh, no reason.

Bell: RINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Genny: Oh, there it is. Come on Sav.