This is off of a YouTube series its on Sophiegtvs channel based on word for word I will probably post chapters based on episodes. ALL credit goes to her <3
Brooke: Oh ill tell you the sitch. My plan worked, as usual! The whole school thinks that Savanah is a flacky, rashy, mean little scum bag.
Alicia and Rachel: WHAT?
Brooke: The stories have spread around school in record time too. This gossip got around faster than the story about Hannah Burlington's nose job.
Hannah: . . . .
Brooke: Whoops! Anyways the distortion factor is great too. I heard rumors that I didn't even invent. Like the one about her being a hippo! I've got to say whoever made that one up is my hero!
Alicia: Is she actually a hippo?
Brooke: . . . .
Alicia: What! Its what I heard! It could be true.
Brooke: Um. Yeah. When pigs fly.
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A piece of bacon is thrown across the room
Brooke: I mean come on. How stupid can you get? But you never know. After all she is the size of one! Ha. But seriously, The damage done is incredible! I almost feel sorry for her. But not really. She's a snotty, ugly, fat pig for thinking she could EVER STEAL SA-
Sage: Hey babe.
Brooke: Sagey! I was talking about how bad I feel for Savanah. Everyone knows about her rash.
Sage: Aww babe. Your so caring.
Brooke: I try.
They make out
At Savanah's table
Genny: Here you go! This will make you feel better. Triple whip cheesecake! I made it myself.
Savanah: It looks delicious but I think ill stick to my salad.
Lina: Savvy! You have to try some. Its sooo good!
Savanah: Id love too but.. I don't think that would be the best for my stomach.
Genny: I guess your right. Wouldnt want to irritate it. Do you want one of my toaster strodals instead?
Savanah: No! I mean, no thanks. I dont feel well I better go to the bathroom!
Genny: Whats up with her?
In the hallway Savanah runs into a tall boy with white hair and brown eyes
Savanah: AHH! Oh my gosh. Here let me help you
????: Whoah its fine dont worry about. Where were you heading off to in such a hurry?
Savanah: Oh nowhere important.
????: Well okay Savanah.
Savanah: How do you? Oh.
????: Everyone knoes your name Savanah. Its a fact of life when your one of the hottest girls in school. Im Tom. Nice to meet you!
