Popular War

The Meeting

Brooke: Ugh! Were is she? She said she would be here in 5 minutes. Did she not?

Alicia: Ugh, well yeah.

Rachel: Hey sweethearts.

Brooke: Ugh, finally Rachel. What took you so long? What were you doing, making out with Nathan?

Rachel: Uhhhh.

Brooke: Oh my god you were?

Rachel: Alicia did you tell her?

Alicia: Ugh no.

Brooke: Rachel for crying out loud I told you to dump his Ass! He doesn't even care about you!

Rachel: Ugh, Yes he does Brooke! He told me that he loves me.

Brooke: Pffff. Over my butt. Oh please, Hes probably used that one on at least 100 other girls. Did you not hear him today in math? He asked me to make out with him. Hes a total player.

Rachel: Ugh, no he didn't! I didn't hear him say anything like that!

Brooke: Ugh, yeah that's because you were to busy listening to Mr. Watts lecture his little butt off. And this is what happens when you pay attention in class. You miss really important details.

Rachel: Well, sorry for wanting to get good grades Brooke.

Brooke: Honey, since when do you get good grades? Just sit down Rachel.

She sits on a couch next to Alicia.

Brooke: So-

Alicia: I'm hungry.

Brooke: UGH! For gods sake Alicia can your teenager metabolism stop at hyper speed for 2 seconds? Ugh.

She yell down the stairs

Brooke: BERNARDO! SNAKES ARE NEEDED UPSTAIRS!

Brooke: So. The point of this meeting is-

Door: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Bernardo brings in a tray of lemonade, popcorn, cheesecake, crackers, and chips. ( This may have made you hungry!)

Alicia: Thanks Bernardy!

Bernardo: At your service Ms. Hamilton.

Rachel and Alicia munch on popcorn.

Brooke: So, as I was saying, this is an emergency meeting. The point being that we need to discuss our future.

Rachel sips a glass of lemonade.

Brooke: Recently, Someone has been stealing our spotlight. You know who.

Alicia: Oh! You mean Vol-

Brooke: No Alicia! Not that. I am talking about Savanah Reed. Witch by the way we are not allowed to say. From now on Savanah-

Alicia: You said it!

Brooke: She will be know as sausage. It suites her really. Because she does look like a fat little sausage with legs.

Rachel: Brooke, she's not fat.

Brooke: Don't interrupt me again! So, right now our future is threatened. I mean, I'm not really all that scared. You can never take to many precautions, Right? Sausage seems to think that she's the best right now. Well that's ok. We dealt with this before. Wannabes trying to steal our popularity is really nothing new. We just need to remind everyone whos really on top. Right? So, lets think about this. What makes us popular?

Rachel: We are pretty.

Brooke: True. We have impeccable hair and make up. Amazing fashion sense and the trendsetters of the school. What else?

Alicia: Oh I know! Hot boyfriends!

Brooke: Well, no one is hotter than my Sagey. But agreed. Except for Nathan. Dump his ugly Ass Rachel. But we are also confident. We have attitude. And we are not afraid to put someone in there place. And I guess it doesn't hurt that everyone loves us.  So basically, we just need to refresh the school. We need to remind everyone that we are on top.

Rachel: Here's why. Everyone is like, afraid of you.

Brooke: Yeah I guess that helps too. to remedy are current situation, I've prescribed a shopping spree to refresh are look. And maybe it wouldn't hurt to talk to some of the losers to. We could do some chatting with the different groups at lunch, complement some outfits, you know. Kind of like the queen going out and talking to her subjects.

Alicia: NOM NOM NOM NOM

Brooke: Alicia you are so lucky. I don't think you could gain weight if you tried.

Alicia: Oh Brooke its not like you could either.

Rachel: Yeah, aren't you going to eat anything?

Brooke: Umm. Of course.

She eats a cracker.

Rachel: Brooke, you are like keeping your meals in your stomach right? your not doing what you were before-

Brooke: No Rachel, Do you think I'm stupid!?

Rachel: No.

Brooke: Obviously I'm not doing that!

Rachel: I was worried..

Brooke: Well there's no need to be worried!

Rachel: Well alright. If you say so.