I have nothing better to do...pls don't kill me if I cant write stories I just realised it said cAn for the pas 2 mOnThs I can't do shit about it anyway....I'm a slice of bread
Masky: ayyyy tagggggssssssss I got one ayyyeeeee. Jack: Ha loner Masky: thank you ok
Q1: Do you like someone? Masky: yes Jack&Mark: who? Masky: get outta me face ye fooken owls
Q2: Do they like me? Masky: Nu I don't think so Mark: HA DO YOU FEEL THE REJECTION NOW! Masky: I swear to septiplier that I will drop you in the fooken ocean you flightless squirrel. Mark: was that a insult or a threat Masky: neither is fooken describing you. Of course it was an insult Jack: .-. Da fuck is happening. Mark is in a corner and masky is after shouting insults at him. Jack: Calm down smol bean Masky: *flips off jack* welp she's mad Mark: I STILL THINK HES A BOY Jack: *shrugs*
Q3: Middle name? Masky: I'll say it in a way. It is Sam Jack: Samantha? Masky: maybe Mark: Samuel? Masky: maybe Jack: *hugs masky* ITS SEPTICEYE SAM! Masky: =w= btw jack I ate your cookies again Jack: I fooken hate you Masky: I hate you too Mark: I still think your a boy Jack: well I think she a girl Masky: and I get to play anything and no one can reject me because gender =w= yaaay Jack: that my girl! Mark: he's not your child once again jack he has parents Masky: NEXT QUESTION
Q4: Single or Taken? Masky: Taken totally taken Mark: your really in a relationship that's great! Masky: I wish I was *goes to a corner to cry* Jack: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID MARK YOU MAD THE BEAN CRY Mark: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT HE IS A SINGLE PRINGLE
Q5: last person texted? Masky: *look through phone* It was my friend uh ah bread Jack: *takes their phone* it issssss bread the persons name is just bread .-. Wow masky Masky: only close friends will get it Mark: *peeps in* why are you two talking about fish Masky: we are talking about square cod thank you Mark: whatever Jack: ok...?
Q6: Last song? Masky: hmmm Miss.Jackson by Panic! At the Disco Mark: ok *shrugs* Jack: I want cookies Masky: too bad I ate them Jack: sooo meannnn
Q7: Battery Percentage? Masky: uh HOLY MAGIKARP ITS ON 10% MARK GET THE CHARGER Mark: I DONT KNOW WHERE IS YOUR CHARGER?! Jackaboy man: JACKABOY MAN TO THE RESCUE *slams charger into the plug socket* Masky: jackaboy man your my hero Jackaboy man: I Know
Q8: Best girl friend? Masky: don't have one apparently Jack: HA LONER Masky: Thank you
Q9: Best guy friend? Masky: Bread Jack: really Masky; IM NOT DONE JEEZ WAIT Jack: Calm the fook down Masky: and Harusumi they're cool :3
Q10: OPT? Masky: Uh duh it's obviously link x zelda duh Mark: but I saw a load of septiplier fanfics in you library on wattpad Jack: yeah -.- Masky: yeah I was joking. Uh yeah septiplier
Q11: Why did you make this account? Masky: Because I ran outta septiplier fanfic to read on other websites lol Mark: how many sites Masky: Quite a few Jack: DIMENSION JUMPING Masky: pretty much
Q12: Current lock screen? Masky: It's this *shows phone*
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Mark: who is that? Jack: *shrugs* Masky: It's *pewdiepie knock down all doors leading to the living room* Felix (aka pewdiepie): ITS STEPHANO Masky: *imitates stephano* PewDie I has been waiting for you Felix: STEPHANOOOOO Jack: Felix why are you here? Felix: I dunno really where are we and who's the kid? Masky: I'm masky and I believe we are in Ireland Mark: POTATOES Masky: mark I swear on felix's life that I will kill you Felix: why my life? Masky: because I'm guessing your gunna be staying a while Felix: why not? Jack: ;-; why are people ignoring me in my house Masky: actually this is my house Mark: lol
Q13: Birthday? Masky: hm? Felix: what's your birthday? Mark: yeh what is it to be honest Jack: yeah we know your a child but what age are you? Masky: *shrugs* I ain't tellin Mark: like your gender Masky: *does finger guns* exactly! Felix: what? You guys don't know their gender? Ha Masky: *runs off to play Mario kart 8 deluxe* Jack: nope it's a she Mark: it's a boy Felix: look I'll find out *walks over to masky* hey what's your gender I really don't want to offend you Masky: I'm a cat *draws on whiskers* Nya! Felix: ok but what are you? Masky: I'm a cat! Felix: *walks back to mark and jack* I really think it's a she they have an obsession with cats and Mario kart 8 Mark: ._. Naw it's a boy Jack: I'm so proud Mark: Jack your not a fucken father ok Felix: Bro calm down if he want to be a father let him Jack: I just like children Mark: well last time I heard they were a edgy teen Masky: *singing emperors new clothes .-. Still playing Mario kart* Jack: Nope their mine *hugs masky* Masky: *couldn't care less. Cares more about the game* Mark: Jack stop annoying him Jack: hiss their my child Ima father Mark: Jack No your not their father Felix: Jack is harassing a child, mark is trying to stop jack, the child couldn't care less and I found a piece of paper that says end card, Uh ok " Eh this is a card that says end meaning it's an end card yay jokes ;-; I'll go to my corner but anyways please comment any dares or ask any questions because I am bored.Halp" that's all the card says Dinokitty: mew *i haz returned*
~~~~~~~~~~ Dinokitty is back from god knows what. I know a nap. Uh Felix is confused on what's going on. Jack has "claimed" masky to be his child. Mark is trying to stop jack which by the way is impossible due to his amount of energy. Masky is the embodiment of the expression: "if I could care, I would" Masky: there's all the info I tag uh um Harusumi;-; eh uh @Antisepticeye_Girl So sorry for dragging ye in ;-; ye were the first people I thought of :3
