The One Where It All Began (Pilot)
There's nothing to tell.
It's just some guy I work with.
You're going out with the guy.
There has to be something
wrong with him.
All right Joey.
Be nice.
So does he have a hump
and a hairpiece?
Wait does he eat chalk?
I don't want her to go through
what I did with Carl.
Okay everybody relax.
This is not even a date.
It's just two people going out
to dinner and not having sex.
Sounds like a date to me.
I'm in high school
in the cafeteria..
and I realize I'm totally naked.
I've had that dream.
Then I look down and I realize
there is a phone..
there.
- Instead of
- That's right!
Never had that one.
All of a sudden
the phone starts to ring.
What do I do?
Everyone starts looking at me.
They weren't looking at you before?
Finally I figure
I'd better answer it.
And it turns out it's my mother.
Which is very very weird
because she never calls me.
Hi.
He says "Hello"
I want to kill myself.
You okay?
