Levi x Windex (NOT A JOKE) x (alittlebitoferen)

~ Chapter 1 ~

I'm sorry (not sorry) in advance because

I just know this Fanfic is gonna be shit

I honestly haven't read a single Levi x Windex ship but OH WELL

Hope u don't Enjoy.. AND IF U DO.. idk?

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                          Chapter 1 - Maybe? -

Levi's POV:

I slowly raise my towel up against the window in big round circles as I can see the Windex doing it's job really well. I'm quite impressed with how well Windex works compared to people. It's so... mesmerizing. I keep on thinking about how beautiful Windex is and end up rubbing the towel really hard. "Sir are you okay?" Eren asks in confusion. "Mhmm. Now don't disturb me." I say in urgency. Eren looks at me kinda weird before confirming he heard me. He nods his head and turns out through the door to the next room. No human cleans better than Windex does. About 30 minutes after Eren leaves, "Corporal!" I hear someone shout out for me. I walk into the next room and find who ever called me. It's Eren and he comes up to me all cocky and confident. "Did I do well Sir?" He asks as happily as ever. I don't know why but whenever I tell him the cleaning is good he takes it as if I just said I loved him.. WHICH I TOTALLY DO NOT WOT. "You actually did quite well." I say carefully choosing my vocabulary. His eyes seemed to beam with happiness and his posture stood up tall as he heard my little compliment. "Now go along and take a break Eren. Your done just for today." I say dismissing him out of the room. He skips his way out the door. Finally he is gone. Now no one can interrupt me from my one and only Windex. I slowly twist open the bottle and I take a big whiff of the promising clean smell. "Kills.. 99% of germs..." I say before passing out from such a strong smell.

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Erens POV:

He complimented me again!!! Levi complimented me on my hard work that I did just for him!I know it's a bad thing for me to even consider but I think I might like levi. Like REALLY like levi. Yes I know he is literally 34 but that just makes it sexy. He is so acute with everything he does and I love it. He is also really attractive as well. I bet you he has a .Big .Juicy .Thick, "(INAUDIBLE CRASH SOUND AYHEHAH)!!". What the hell was that? I go and investigate the sound and find Levi passed out on the floor! "OH MY LEVI!!" I yell is shock. I run up to him and make sure he is alive as I feel a pulse. Oh thank goodness. I look around trying to find out How the hell Corporal passed out. Then my eyes lay themselves on a slightly open bottle of Windex. 'Was corporal seriously sniffing Windex.. HOW DAMN CUTE OMIGOSH AHH HE IS A CLEAN FREAK AHG!'. I carefully pick up the small yet heavy as fuck man and sit him on a nearby chair. I check his head thoroughly to make sure there is no damage before I go. His face is so cute when he sleeps. He looks like a angry little midget. I stare at his handsome face before something naughty comes across my mind. 'Should I kiss him?'. I have to think quick and as I do I give him a little smooch on the lips. What. Have. I. Done?!?!?!? I don't even know if that was his first kiss or not. I remember him saying he has never been in a romantic relationship! I'm so sorry Levi.

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Well I hope you enjoyed it?

Idk

I'm just bored and writing a fanfic about levi x windex and a little of eren while listening to Dernière Danse.

Bye.

-Lalalandtif