Q) What do you call a computer that is small and soft?
A) Microsoft!
Q) What do you call our new president's car name?
A) The Donald TRUNK!
Q) What do you call a duck that is playing with something that sticks?
A) Duck tape!
Q) What do you call a giant slug?
A) Slug-zilla!
Q) What do you call this when a cat is in an awkward situation?
A) a hairy situation!
Q) Why did they make Raichu in Pokemon Sun & Moon a surfer?
A) Because it's raich-es!
Q) How did I escape Iraq?
A) IRAN!
----Puns----
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head by a soda can?
Well, at least it was a... SOFT DRINK!
(Gravity Falls Favorite)
My ex-wife still misses me...
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
....
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay... HE WOKE UP!
(Undertale Favorite)
Sans: I've done a ton of work...
A skeleton!
I'll come up with more!
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My random book of Randomness
AléatoireAlright. I'll admit it. I can get REALLY scary when I'm bored or alone most of the time. That's just a fact... in case I write something... well, something... unexpected. So, I'm 'writing' this book to let my mind do whatever the HECK it wants to. (...
