My random book of Randomness

If I were in a... 2!

If you remember from my last chapter if I were in a Creepypasta situation, you already know how this one works.

If I were in an anime situation. (This is where my ugly side shows)

Naruto.
Naruto: we need to protect the village!
Sakura: But we need help!
Me: Um, no you don't. If you weren't so useless, Sakura, we would be able to do anything if you weren't USELESS!
Sakura: ...
Naruto: We need Sasuke!
Me: F*** him! He left you guys for dead in episode 109! Do you guys always need help?
Naruto: ...
Me: That's what I thought, d***.

Fairytail.
Lucy: I hope Natsu doesn't hurt himself when he uses his magic!
Me: B****, please! He can protect himself unlike you, you useless s***!
Lucy: ...
Natsu: Look! A bunch of bad guys!
Me: No! Really? I thought they were the f***ing guild in disguise.
Natsu: ...
Me: I'm done with you guys.
Happy: Don't give up, Natsu!
*Grabs Happy's tail*
Me: If you say something optimistic one more time, I will rip your tail and shove it down your throat, then I'll tear out your wings and light them on fire!
Happy: ... Hai?

Disclaimer: Just so you know, I hate Happy. So I don't want to explain what just happened to him to those who like Happy.

Dragon Ball Z.
Goku: This guy is tough. I'll need to power up!
Me: B****! Do you know how long it takes just to power up? It takes almost the WHOLE season!
Gohan: You can do it, dad!
Me: G**d*** it! Do you guys have to support each other? It's so gross, I can taste my own vomit.
Vegeta: You won't be as powerful as me if I power up too,  Kakarot!
Me: *slaps my face*, Just kill him already!
Goku: What? We don't do kill. We only leave them half dead so we can defeat them again in a later season.
Me: What the f***!?

Before I can move on to the next anime, I just want you to know that these are actually my thoughts every time I watch these animes.

One Punch Man.
Saitama: I wish I can defeat someone who is stronger than me.
Me: What is this? Dragon Ball Z all over again? I mean, the alien you defeated in the first episode almost looks like Piccolo!
Saitama: Dragon what now?
Genos: I think she's talking about an enemy by the name of Piccolo.
Me: Don't f*** with me, Genos! Do you have to tell him everything just because he's more stupid than you and lazier than you?
Saitama: That's cold.
Me: Shut up, baldy that almost looks like Nappa if he lost the unibrow!
Saitama: ...
Genos: Did she offend you, master?
Me: The h*** I did, cyborg! He deserves the truth! I don't want to stay any longer in this anime.

Yu-gi-oh.
(Yes. I watched Yugioh as a kid)
Yugi: I need to beat him but I only have ten cards left!
Me: Use the card of Reveling light or something!
Pharaoh: You should let me take over, Yugi.
Me: D*** it! He can do it himself-
Yugi: Okay, Pharaoh!
Me: What! NO! Don't let him take over! You need to learn how to handle these without his he-
*Yugi and Pharaoh trade places*
Pharaoh: It's time to duel!
Me: ...
Kaiba: You can't defeat me, Yugi. I have my ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Me: That card sucks! You use it too many times!
Pharaoh: Ha! Your Blue Eyes is no match for my... Exodia!
Kaiba: No! Not Exodia!
Me: What the f***!? Yugi could've used that card without your help, d*** it!
Pharaoh: What? I think I should be the one dueling instead of him. I am the king of card games back in ancient Egypt.
Me: I don't give a f***! You know what? F*** this! This is why I stopped watching this anime during season four!

So... I guess that's it...

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If I offended your favorite anime, I'm sorry but it's just what my mind thinks when they do something stupid.

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Thug Napstablook, out!