Minseok
-Paklong
-bakar lemang and dodol at the house compound shirtless.
-"It's hot." he said
-his son is hot too
Luhan
-Pakngah
-practically the candle princess
-grunting while kacau dodol
-"Pakngah is manly okay." he said while the dodol remain unmoved
-he had no son. Only girls.
Kris
-Pakcik
-sleep under the coconut tree.
-coconut is his style
-"Don't disturb pakcik when I'm working" he said with eyes closed
-son is not his style
Yixing
-Paklang
-too pure
-impressed at everything he saw including mesin perah santan.
-"Santan ni perah sekali dengan tempurung ke?"
-his son ia the exact opposite of him
Suho
-Pak Uteh/ Pak Teh
-supplier mercun
-gives you duit raya, even doubled if you're fasting the whole month
-his wife is a jewellery store
-his children are bitches
Chen
-Pak Anjang
-messing up with kuali, kawah and missing of kitchen appliances
-slipped mercun at your ears
-but he's nice
-but not his son
Baekhyun
-PakTeh
-the most talkative uncle
-malam raya tak tido
-warned you about mercun exploding after he throw them near you
-what do you mean? His son eats the mercun.
Chanyeol
-Paktam
-head bumping to the roof
-stumbled over everything
-malam raya pegang guitar
-baju raya adidas
-not yet married
Kyungsoo
-PakUda
-the only one helping your grandma at in the kitchen
-hitting PakTam and PakTeh with ladle
-non stop chasing his brothers
-his son is tooo— nerd.
Tao
-PakAndak
-broke the whole reban ayam after he wushued it to catch hens
-"Pak Andak is so cool right?" after five hours running
-his son catched a hen after one minute staring at them
Sehun
-Paksu
-*whining* WHY DO I NEED TO IRON ALL THIS CLOTHES
-Ironing while shirtless
-asking you to do it instead
-"Nanti paksu belanja"
-he is not yet married.
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