EXORAYA EDITION

[RE] EXO as Mercun (Firecrackers)

1. Mercun Ketupat - Tao

• He's loud.
• He performs wushu.
• So uh a little powerful?

2. Mercun Bola

• Idk. Jongin, ball, they seems fit together.
• Mercun bola can kill when explode. While Jongin—
• He's hot ASDFGHJKL

3. Mercun Papan

• Literally Baekhyun.
• Loud af.
• Usually used by chinese when they celebrate chinese new year. LOL

4. Meriam Buluh - Kyungsoo

• This. Actually. Kills. People
• Satansoo
• One of the most dangerous mercun
• It's the most suitable for Kyungsoo
• Why not?

5. Mercun Naga - Kris

• Because he's a dragon
• Full stop

6. Mercun Bawang - Luhan

• The most manly mercun
• Only pop when you throw them on hard surfaces
• The most famous mercun tbh

7. Fireworks - Suho

• The most expensive firecrackers
• Only bought by the rich
• Well, its suho
• What do you expect?

8. Mercun Roket - Chanyeol

• Because mercun rocket make a sound before it lauch and explode
• and i think it's funny
• and thought of Chanyeol.
• Just. It fly. Idk

9. Mercun Gasing - Lay

• It spins
• Like a high person
• Totally lay

10. Bunga api - Sehun

• Because he's a baby
• And need to be protect
• Babies don't do dangerous thing
• Don't argue

11. Homemade mercun - Chen

• He's a motherfucking troll
• Of course he'll be the homemade mercun
• You thought homemades are the best but it doesn't apply on mercun.

12. ........ - Xiumin
• he's still a baozi.
• He can't be mercun.

behind the scene :

Xiumin : WHY I CAN'T BE A MERCUN??

Me : Listen— oh goddamit Tao, RELEASE SEHUN FROM YOUR ARMPIT! — Xiumin, I can't think of anything—

Luhan : This is not fair! Mercun bawang? What the hell is that?

Sehun : *throwing tantrum*

Kyungsoo : *setting up his meriam buluh* *laughing scarily* Goodbye bitches *launch*

*studio explode*

*Baekhyun gasped*

*world gasped*

*Trump— no he's dead with Kyungsoo's meriam buluh*

Me : Kyungsoo!! I told you not to play with that mercun!!

Kyungsoo : *laughing like in EST episode ghost house*