Chapter 2

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[group chat has been present for 53 and 23 minutes]
[pepper has joined]

pepper-TONY!!
tony-what?
pepper-You missed 12 meetings!
bruce-Tony you should prob. run. Now.
Tony- nah I'm hiding
Natasha-That isn't really hiding...
Tony-says the trained assassin.
Clint-he has a point
Natasha-Don't join him!
Tony-Clint come to the dark side! Omg I should grab my lightsabers!
Pepper-Don't! Remember the last time you got that out!
Tony-I had like, 12 shots!
Tony-we should play truth or truth!
Bruce-why?
Thor-I NEED HELP FRIENDS!
Clint-see your keyboard? Go to A. Hit the button under it. Tada!
Thor-Thank you friend Clint!
Tony:Bruce Truth or truth?!
Bruce-Why!?
Natasha-he doesn't want pepper to remember he missed the meetings.
Tony- Traitor! I thought we were friends!
[Loki has joined]
Natasha- You thought wrong.
Loki-She's as cooold as ice!
Thor-says the Jotun
Loki-*gasp* Thor a comeback! I'm so proud!
Thor-Thank you brother!
Loki-1.you killed it2. I'm NOT YOUR BROTHER!
Tony. 1. how did you, just, what? 2. what is it with asgardians and caps...
Loki-I'm not asgaidian mortal! And why can't I have a phone? Please tell.
Tony-*glares at tony*
Loki-ahh it's the person I used on hand to push through a window without he's armor. Ahhh!!
Tony-I am not going to dignify that with a respond.
Loki-Thank you for your respond!
Tony-Arn't you in prison?
Thor-Brother your not dead!
Loki-You don't have a brother? Who died?
Thor-Loki you aren't dead!
Loki-I'm not?Opes I guess I'll be going...
Thor-Your not getting out of this that easy Loki!
[Loki has left]
Clint-what was that?
Natasha-umm
Bruce-what's my truth again?
JARVIS-*everyone glares at Bruce*
Bruce-What?
Tony-whats the worse thing a family member has done to you?
Bruce-umm. One of the three 1. shot me with gama rays 2.killed my mom in front of me 3. hmm so many gunshot/knife wounds, so many bruises can't pick just one.
Tony-Ummm sorry I asked?
Clint-I second that
JARVIS-Everyone seconds that
Natasha-I love how JARVIS just showed up and says all the group stuff.
Clint-Ya like a fanfic...
Steve-what's that?
Tony-you don't want to know.
Bruce.I'll be back in a sec...
Natasha-where did he go?
Bruce-I'm back!
Clint-where did you go?
Bruce-No where...
Clint-what
Bruce-Nothing!
Tony-Bird brain your turn! Brucie ask him something, anything!
Bruce-ummm. Who do you have a crush on I guess?
Tony-classic
Clint-no one
Tony-mixing glue and baking powder now for your punishment...
Clint-Do I have to answer?
Tony-depends, do you want me to dump goo on you?
Clint-Natasha!
[Clint has left]
Tony-Like the true Clintasha couple they are...
Natasha-Shut up!
[Natasha has left]
[it has been 12 hours and 12 minutes]
Natasha's boyfriend-change it back Tony.
Smarter Than You- I love how everyone thinks it's me!
ScaryRussianRedHead-Tony I swear I won't kill. I'll make you WISH for death. Unless you change my name back!
Smarter Than You- wait just see everyones nicknames first! Then I will I promise!
ScaryRussianRedHead-You better!
Jollygreen-Wow Tony, just wow.
Thoreal-What is this friend Tony?
Jollygreen- *bends over laughing*
Natasha's Boyfriend- one, wow Tony nice. two, We ARE NOT DATING!
Crapsicle-Tony I swear I'll...
Smarter than you-No don't crap
on me!!
Puny God-sweet revenge.
I'm a princess-What?
Bruce-Ahahahahha And Bruce is back!
Natasha-omfg!
Clint-Loki- *fist bump*
Loki-*fist bump*
Thor-Thank you brother!
I'm a princess- Loki! No magic! I can't change it HELP!
Loki-hahahahaha SUCKER!
I'm a princess-what was I expecting from pranking the god of mischief? Really tell me!?
[Group chat ended]
I'm a princess-Guys?
[I'm a princess has left]
Here you guys go! Works awhile on this so ya! Your welcome! Expect more mischief!
-TheNerdFromCoolville
P:S I'm writing this in notes and copy and pasting it btw.

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