~1~
Me and my parents decided to take a vacation and go somewhere exotic where the water is a bright blue and is super clear. So we packed our bags and took off. When we arrived at the resort, there was a beach right next door. I asked if we could go there today but my parents said we will never go there. I asked why but they did not answer. So when my parents left to go to a bar, I snuck out and walked over there. All I could see was skinny girls in bikinis playing volleyball, sun tanning, or playing in the ocean. Then a volleyball turned around at me. She gasped and yelled Guy!! Then lots of bikini girls surrounded me.
~2~
A large group of bikini girls was surrounding me. then a whistle was blown and they parted. Showing off two tanned girls wearing navy blue bikinis were standing there. They were also wearing police hats and sunglasses. They had a badge printed on their right side of their tops and on their Butts read beach cops. They walked over to me and grabbed my arms. they took me to a cave. Inside the cave it was Kind of dark and there was waterfalls. Then one cop opened a door and inside was a large room that was light up. And across from us, at the end of the room, was a large, fat woman. She was wearing an exotic looking head dress that almost looked like peacock feathers, and she had a vibrant orange bikini on that had faded designs on it. "we found him by the beach volleyball court" one cop said. The big woman looked and her cops and said they were dismissed. They walked away, leaving me and this fat queen all alone.
~3~
"Who are you?" I asked. "I'm the queen of beach babe shores" she replied. I looked at her confused and said "but you're..." "Nearly 400 pounds, I know" she interrupted. "How?" I asked. "She sighed and said "Most the time I'm here sitting in my throne being entertained" "Im fed AMAZING food and I eat like 6 meals a day." "I get no exercise, so this is what happens" she said as she jiggled her belly. "How come you're wearing a bikini?" I asked. She sighed again and said "This is all this stupid beach has. Bikinis." "I want sweatpants and a sweatshirt but no, all we have is skimpy bikinis that don't even fit." She struggled up and turned around. She showed off her huge ass and the pathetic bikini bottom that was trying to hold up that much butt. But it was failing and there a couple rips and I could see her butt crack showing off at the top of bikini. "But being queen does have it's benefits." She said. "She clapped her hands and a table came out of the floor on some elevator system and chairs were brought in by maid-like bikini girls. The queen found a chair up at the top of the table. Then the found was brought in by lots of girls wearing black bikinis. There was so much food it looked like a royal feast from story books. In the middle of the mess of food was a large cooked turkey with mashed potatoes and gravy. Then a platter of Oreos was set down next to it. Next came a large fudge pie and a big bowl of fried rice. Then a small bowl of some weird looking mush was set next to it. Finally a triple-decker chocolate cake was set down. The bikini girls left and it was me and the queen again. She started on the mush. I asked her what it was and she told me it was something she had to eat or she would lose her throne. It's a mix of very high calorie foods that is usually involved in a sumo wrestlers diet. She ate the entire bowl and then moved onto the turkey. An entire turkey for one woman. But after about an hour she finished that. Then she ate the mashed potatoes and gravy and mixed in the entire pot of fried rice and ate both dishes. Then she went to the Oreos. She took a bite of one and exclaimed "YUMMM". "You have to try an Oreo. For some reason they're better here than in the real world". I but down into one and the cookie tasted the same but the cream was magnificent. I've had many Oreos and this was the best by far. I say down next to the queen and we ate the Oreos together. After we were done, I was stuffed. But she kept on going and started on the fudge pie. She ate that and then stopped. She rubbed her belly and then burped and was ready for the chocolate cake. She ate it in an hour and a half but she got it done. She had cake all over her face and on her chest and belly. She yelled "wipe please!" And raised both her hands. A girl in another black bikinis ran out with a wash cloth and cleaned her face, chest, and belly. Then she said "lift!" And 8 black-bikini girls came out and struggled to lift the queen. But they finally got her up and she was plopped on her throne. "A little softer on the landing next time please!" she said as they walked away. The table was cleaned, the chairs taken away, and it disappeared back into the floor. After all that she looked at me. "We'll since you've been here you've done nothing to help" "So, I here by name you the Queen's Royal Servant" "Monica?" A skinny girl in a purple bikini appeared from behind the throne. "Yes my most beautifulness?" "You're fired." Said the queen. "Really?" Asked Monica, but she didn't wait for the answer and ran to the exit. "She seemed excited" I said. "Yaa" said the queen "I'll treat you nicer". "How many guy assistants have you had?" I asked. "Congratulations" she said. "You are the first one."
