We're reliable with the...secretaries?

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This one is weird okay so this is set during the song A winter's ball from when Burr says they're reliable with the ladies and I always thought in that scene Laurens looked uncomfortable and Hamilton looked...unsure I suppose oh this isn't really Hamiltime it's just set during that song.

Today was the winter's ball it was one of the biggest events of the year. Some men came with the intention of leaving with a lady in tow. Others where there to flirt with the ladies and get drunk. I however wasn't there for any of those things (okay maybe getting a little tipsy) for I'm a raging homosexual. I don't mean like grrr I'm gay grrr I mean like anything else makes me uncomfortable.

My pals however well they were here to court. I came to this blasted ball with my crush, Alexander Hamilton. Of all people that could've dragged me here it had to be him! I'd been smitten since I layed my hazy eyes on him that night at the bar. I remember it like it was yesterday.

//Flashback//

I'd just finished my second pint of Sam Adams and was going to go get my third one when the most beautiful boy stepped in with Burr.

He had light skin and gorgeous brown hair that he had tied up and had some of the most enticing eyes I'd ever seen.

"Hey Laf?" I'd asked looking in his direction and taking a swig.

"Hm?" He replied towering over me forcing me to look up.

"Do you know that boy over there with Burr?" I'd asked him this since he usually knew everyone.

"I've seen 'im around his name is Alexander I believe. Why are you asking?" That smug look creeping onto his face.

"Because Johnny boy here is uber gay and thinks the little guy's hot. C'mon Laf you should know these things!!!" Hercules exclaimed to Lafayette whilst hugging him but really the whole bar could hear.

"N-no I don't!" I yell whispered.

Herc gave me a 'yea right'  look but said nothing.

"But just out of curiosity...what's his orientation?" I sheepishly asked looking up at America's favorite fighting Frenchman.

"Hm. Well rumor has it he's bisexual, but you didn't hear that from me." I fist pumped.

'Yes I actually have a chance!' I thought.

"Guys what time is it?!" I asked getting hyped up.

"SHOWTIME!!!"

//End of Flashback//

"...I really wish he'd let me do more than write everyday though." Alexander's finishing thought being what I heard. I nodded in acknowledgement.

Suddenly Burr appeared singing  about god knows what when I realized it was all too late.

"WE'RE RELIABLE WITH THE LADIES!!!" From somewhere in the crowd more men chorused with him. Alexander joined him unintentionally thrusting me into the situation.

They continued singing about the ladies and how much they like them, about the Schuylers and danced accordingly. I just danced and sung along awkwardly.

After things had settled down I'd went and got my first Sam Adams of the night when Alex came over to me.

"Hey John can I ask you a question?" He'd asked eyes doing that shine thing I couldn't resist.

"Sure! You can ask me anything." I said sincerely.

"Were you uncomfortable when we we're singing with Burr?" He looked like he already knew the answer though.

"Actually, I was." I responded taking a long swig afterward just in case I regret what is said next.

"Ah, it's just I have the sneaking suspicion that you're not exactly the straightest guy." He said more like a statement than a question.

"Haha I'm not actually I'm about as straight as a circle."I said chuckling hoping to lighten the mood.

"Oh? That's wonderful I've been meaning to say this for awhile now but neither am I." He gave a light smile.

"Wait you're...?" I said dumbfounded.

"Oh sorry I should've been more clear I'm Bisexual." He calmly said. From where I was sitting I could see Herc and Laf making kissy faces at Hamilton and I. I flushed.

"There's also something else I need ask you." He said again voice suddenly heavy and serious.

"Go on ahead." I said finishing of my second Sam Adams that I didn't remember getting.

"I was wondering if I could court you sometime?" He bashfully asked.

My eyes widened.

'Oh my god! He likes you dude he totally likes you he wants to court oh my lawd I need a fan!!!"  I thought estatic.

"Of course you can!" I engulfed him in an extremely over exaggerated hug.

He giggled at my slightly intoxicated antics.

I whispered that I love him in his hear to which he smiled. We then walked over to Herc and Laf who gave an all knowing smirk.

Then we explained Alexander's sexuality to the two to which Herc slipped Laf a twenty dollar bill. Hamilton and I snickered at this notion.

"Hey can you guys kiss so I can have a picture of my two favorite lovebirds." He cooed accent more prominent due to his alcohol levels.

We gave eachother a look, but shrugged and kiss we then heard several camera clicks coming from Lafayette's direction.

We pulled away soon after flushed.

"Aww~ look at you two." Mulligan and Lafayette chroused.

"So when's the date?" Mulligan asked engulfing us in embrace.

I looked at Hamilton then he spoke.

"Hm tomorrow." He said sounding sure of himself.

"Lets make it a double date!!!" Lafayette excalimed.

We said that was okay and decided on going out for a drink or two then heading to John's place for a movie.

This should be fun. (Here come the general)

Hmmm...Part Two? Leave what you think in the comments below \(^°^\)

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