Chapter17
↓Nalex Chapter↓
Alex's P.O.V
Ugh! I hate this. Stupid mother fucking nature. I wish the devil would fuck you up and disable you from-woah.........no.
Just no, Alex. Stop that negativity.
I've been hanging out with Chandler alot. No. Stupid gay bitch.
"Oh my gosh, I think she hit me like a bitch too."
Speaking of the devil.
He walked in my room as he held his stomache.
"Oh my gosh Chandler you're not in your goddamn period!" I yelled.
I don't want to be mean but making me just a bit upset In this situation is like poking an ogre with a needle or waking up a motherfucking dragon.
You. Just. Don't. Do. It.
"Look bitch. I can pretend." he snapped at me.
Oh hell no.
I sent him death glares and he held his hands up in surrender.
I looked like a fucking mess.
It's freaking Saturday and I'm suppose to be having fun with Chandy and Ni but he can't walk and Chandy is bitching.
"Should I text your bitch?" he asked as he held his phone above his face.
"No! The last thing I want him to know is that I'm fighting with mother nature!" I yelled as I pointed a finger to him.
"Too late." he grinned at me.
"What exactly did you fucking text him Chandler?" I asked in a deep female demon like voice as I shot death glares at him.
"I texted him; Alex is on her period. Bitching like a dinosaur that can't touch his peepee. You should bring some of her favorite icecream and chocolates and Starbucks. And a snicker bar. Baiiiiiiii. Lots of love, Chandy Babe. I also put a small heart at the end of my signature. You know I-" I cut him off by pouncing at the little bastard.
"You. Will. Pay" I sounded like a fucking demon like maybe even the Devil himself idunno man.
He gave me a terrified look and I was satisfied with my affect on him.
"Alex. Alie-boo..............weewee 1.........I know you're in there somewhere. Snap out of it. Please. I'll do anything. I swear." he said under a breath take.
I jumped off of him and sat on my bed.
"Anything?" I asked.
"Yes. Anything." he said as he lifted himself up.
"I want you to clean my room." I simply said.
His eyes widened at my request and eyed my messy room.
"Alex.........are you for serious?" he asked.
"Very." I nodded and clapped my hands together.
"Okay." he sighed and began cleaning my bedroom.
"Yeah, clean my room weewee2. You are my slave! Andalė mister Mexican man!" I pretend to have a whip. He rolled his eyes at me and I couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahahahahaha ow ow ow ow SON OF A BITCH!" I yelled as I clutched my stomache. Cramps hurt like bitches.
Maybe I should shower. I feel icky.
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