LeighA: guess who's finally moving into the flat with you guys????
Perrie: Beyoncé???
JesyN: Olivia benson????
JadeT: THE KOOL-AID MAN????
LeighA: No. It's me you twats.
Perrie: oh
Perrie: well can we have Beyoncé instead?
LeighA: NO YOU BITCH. I'M MOVING ALL MY STUFF IN TOMORROW
JesyN: YAY I'M SO EXCITED TO HAVE SEX EVERYDAY
JadeT: I'm still adjusting to that
JesyN: well, get used to it bitch
Perrie: god dammit
LeighA: what, afraid we'll out-sex you and jade?
Perrie: JADE AND I DON'T HAVE SEX
JadeT: I wish we did
JesyN: what?
JadeT: I mean what
LeighA: whatever, point is, I'm moving in
LeighA: which reminds me, jes I need you to help me move all of my stuff out of my old flat and into ours
JesyN: sure thing babe
Perrie: b a b e
JadeT: don't forget to lift with your knees Leigh!!
LeighA: I know how to lift, Jade. I've been carrying this group around for five years.
Perrie: WELL SHIT OKAY THEN
