LeighA: alright, lets settle this once and for all
JadeT: settle what?
LeighA: I'm gonna make you admit that you're in love with Perrie
JadeT: YOU NEED TO STOP DOING THIS, YOU DO THIS EVERY WEEK
LeighA: AND I'M NOT GONNA STOP TILL I GET THE TRUTH
JadeT: it's not gonna work Leigh, Perrie and I are not in love with each other
LeighA: yeah, and Jesy and I aren't in love with each other either. *says sarcastically*
JadeT: wait what?
LeighA: did I stutter?
JadeT: ... I don't know how to feel right now ...
LeighA: OKAY MOVING ON.
LeighA: so I have some questions about Perrie
JadeT: okay...?
LeighA: what color is her hair?
JadeT: its dirty blonde.
JadeT: but not like your normal dirty blonde, it's like this silky masterpiece that you just wanna run your fingers through all day.
LeighA: I'm sure that's not the only thing you wanna run your fingers through
JadeT: WHAT?
LeighA: again, did I stutter Jade?
JadeT: I'm uncomfortable again...
LeighA: okay, next question. What's one unique thing about Perrie that you adore?
JadeT: well, everything. I adore how nice and caring she is, and how she treats me with respect and love. I adore her smile and her laugh, I think her laugh is actually the best thing about her.
JadeT: cause when she genuinely laughs, she throws her head back and laughs loudly, it's like music to my ears.
LeighA: I'm sure you love seeing her throw her head back and be loud, don't you?
JadeT: ... wait what?
LeighA: I'm not gonna say this again Jade. DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
JadeT: I DON'T KNOW, WE'RE TEXTING.
LeighA: anyways, last question.
LeighA: what color are Perrie's eyes?
JadeT: Oh god... the color of the ocean after a storm...
LeighA: which is?
JadeT: beautiful.
LeighA: yup, you're so in love it hurts baba
JadeT: ... I am not!
JadeT: I just like Perrie, and everything she does. And I wanna be around her all of the time, I don't like it when she's gone, or when she's upset. And I like the way she looks in the morning, even when she's grumpy.
JadeT: I like the way she knows exactly how I enjoy my tea and biscuits, and I like how she smiles at me like no ones else does.
LeighA: .....
JadeT: ......
JadeT: I got it bad don't I?
LeighA: extremely.
