JadeT: LEIGH AND I ARE DRUNK AND WE'RE JUMPING IN A POOL
JadeT: DON'T TRY TO STOP US CAUSE YOU CANT - Jade
JesyN: we knew it was you why'd you sign off on it like that?
JadeT: BECAUSE I CAN JESY NOW GOODBYE, I'M GOING SWIMMING
JesyN: it's like 30 degrees outside Jade, are you two crazy?!
JesyN: Where are you guys? I'm coming to get you both.
LeighA: FUCK OFF JESY LET US LIVE.
JesyN: Are you acting up because I was busy and couldn't have sex with you?
LeighA: Pffffttt don't be silly Jesy! I'm not that petty.
LeighA: ... Wait, are you still busy?
JesyN: Yes, Leigh.
LeighA: Then I'm still jumping in the pool.
Perrie: What did we ever do to deserve you Leigh-Anne?
LeighA: I wonder that everyday!
Jade: Sometimes I wonder what we did to deserve Pez 💛
JesyN: She was being sarcastic you twats, now get your buttocks back in the hotel now!!
JadeT: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TRYING TO STOP US JESY???
JesyN: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU TOLD ME, I'M TELLING YOU BOTH TO GET INSIDE BEFORE YOU CATCH COLDS NOW.
LeighA: Oh no! You're breaking up! We can't hear you!
Perrie: Leigh, we're texting.
LeighA: Oh no agshdj, I can't agshdkdl, hear you
JadeT: Me either! Goodbye!
Perrie: well we know who's gonna be sick this week
JesyN: those girls are crazy.
Perrie: yeah but Jade's cute so it's okay
JesyN: what?
Perrie: I said she's cute.
Perrie: can you read?
JesyN: I hope you realize tomorrow morning jade's gonna be sober and she's able to see all of these messages
JesyN: she's going to fangirl HARD
Perrie: is it too late to say "I mean what?"
JesyN: yes my child, it is.
Perrie: ...... well shit
