Hi fellow Hermininians! It is I! Mama Hermit! x Anyways, for easter, me and the gang (who the characters are based on - Trish, Cyndie, Amy, Violet and Chloe) are doing a secret santa thing, but for easter. We.are.strange. I know. Anyways, this is the conversation me and Trish had over text during the picking of names. P.S. Trish and Chloe both write their own stories, False Start & Coincidence... Enjoy ;)
Hermit: I eat tomatoes
Trish: ew I hate tomatoes.
why does robin over react around harold;)))))??
Hermit: oh coz shes a twat :) why does Lexi let Zayn give her love bites?!
Trish: why indeed ;) bcoz she just likes him in that way I guess
WHY IS ROBIN UP HERSELF!?
Hermit: IDK! SHE'S UPTIGHT I GUESS! I fancy a tomatoe
Trish: OHLORDY gs herm
I NEED JAKE BUGG IN MY LIFEEE:')))
Hermit: GIMME HAROLD AND ILL FIND JAKE FOR YA ;)
Trish: OKAY ILL GET THE ROPE YOU GET THE SACK AND THEN ILL MEET YOU BUY THE CAR I N TWOO
Hermit: WE'LL GET THE WHIPPY VAN!
Trish: but kurts got to drive
Hermit:poor Robin... :( Harold will save her!!
Trish: yaaaay woop woop I made luke into a dick
Hermit: now he has two!! :3
Trish: ;)))))))
Hermit: Maybe he can share them with zayn?? He needs one.... ;)
Trish:MEAN OR MAYBE HE CAN HAVE SOME TIME WITH LEXI WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE
Hermit: FEISTY FINGER FUCKING FROG!!
Trish: KINKY
Hermit: HANCUFFS BITCH
Trish: WHIPPING
Hermit:WITH SPRINKLES AND WHIPPY!!!
Trish: AND KURT
Hermit: I WILL SUPPLY THE TOMATOES!!!
Trish: LETS ROCK AND ROLL
Hermit: DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE!?
Trish: NO
Hermit: FINE EN! ILL FIND SOMEWHE ELSE TO BE ALIVE!
Trish: BYE BITCH
Hermit: NO!!! NO, ON SECOND THOUGHT LEAVE! BUT LEAVE YOUR WEAVE!
(P.S. we have now chosen who we are easter bunnies for ;) )
Trish: WHO HAVE U GOT?? -wiggles eyebrows-
Hermit: HAROLD ;)
Trish: lau???
Hermit: nope u got Lar yeas?
Trish: yus ,shauna?
Hermit: nope ;)
Trish: JAKE BUGG?!?
Hermit: HOW DID YOU KNOW!? HE'S HIDDEN IN THE WHIPPY VAN!
Trish: YAY!!!!!! carys??
Hermit: nope ;) ;) (notice the wink wink)
Trish: YAY WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hermit: WHY BITCH!? YOU JEALOUS?
Trish: :(
Trish: who have u got?
Cyndie: ;)
Trish: gs lau
Update soon!!! Keep the votes a coming!
Lurrrrv,
Mama Hermit x
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