Scatterbrained. - (Scomiche) One-shots & Mini Stories

Dirty Opportunity

"Hi! Welcome to Superfruit, the best show on the internet.  My name is....Layyyyy...Leia.  Princess Leia."

"And my name iiisss... what was his nameeee. Oh my God, I swear I know it."

"Luke."

"Fück! Ok.  And my name is Luke. And togetherrr... we're incestuous siblings."

"Always platonic." Scott grumbles with a smirk.

Mitch pops him in the leg in response.  "Ok wait.  Let's do it again."

"Whyyy.  I liked that one."

Mitch claps his hands twice. "Again!"

"Hi! Welcome to Superfruit, the best show on the internet.  My name issss... Darrrth."

"And my name is Vader and together.... I am... your father!?"

"Daddy."

"Awkward.... What's with the Star Wars theme."

"It was playing on the plane back from Texas."

"Try to think of something actually clever this time."

"Listen.  I am a tired girl."

"Perk up buttercup and one.more.time."

"Hi. Welcome to Superfruit, the best show on the internet.  My name is Penta..."

"Anddd... my name is Con and together..."

"We're cominggggggg"

Mitch throws his head back, closing his eyes and laughing. "I don't know that we can say that."

"I don't care I'm leaving it in."

[INTRO]

"So Pentacon is happening again!"

"Yes! And if you don't know what Pentacon is then you should definitely check it out.  All the information you could need will be listed below."

"You should also check out some of the videos from last years Pentacon and see just what you've been missing."

"It's a good time. Mike and Nel loved it."

"So on the subject of Pentacon...   who here loves fanfic?"

"Who doesn't love fanfic?"

"Some of it is really good, right?"

"And... enlightening." 

"Very informative."

"And descriptive."

"And... THAT is why we're so excited that some authors here on Wattpad have come together to raise money to make Pentacon the experience you all deserve."

"What they are doing is offering to write ONE lucky human ... or non human... no judgement... the chance to request a one shot from their fav authors. Simple as that."

"Sounds pretty awesome right? So how do you get the golden ticket?  It's easy.  Just head over to the ebay page and place your bid!  Remember, all proceeds are going towards making Pentacon great for YOU.  So not only do you get an awesome story that YOU came up with, you get an even more incredible experience at Pentacon with all of your friends because of your generous donation. It's a win/win."

"I heard feminenemy22 is the first up.  If you don't know her or her stories you should go check em out!"

"And she's not the only one.  So keep your eyes peeled to Pentacon's twitter @Pentacon for updates."

"Are you going to bid?"

"Absolutely.  I've been wanting more Diary since it ended."

"Of course you did. I'm going for something a little more dirrty, Christina Aguilera."

"If you want it, you gotta make a bid!"

"So if you've ever wanted your ideas to come to life, head on over to ebay and show your love for Pentacon and promote the arts."

"The arts..."

"Hey, writing is an artform."

"You're an artform."

"Aww. That's nice."

"Alright... we're off to go bid!!"

"You should too! Go! Hurry, before it's too late!"

"Gooood byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[OUTRO]

"I'm definitely requesting something dirty."

"Dirty mouth?"

"Clean it up!  Or don't."  Mitch smirks.

"I'll give you a dirty mouth."

Scott jumps on Mitch.

[The End]

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HI GUYS!!!!! So I know this was cheesy, but I wanted to try and promote this in a creative way. SO. It's true! Pentacon is an amazing event that I was lucky enough to attend AND speak at last year. It's such an incredible experience that if you have the chance to attend, don't second guess it. You won't regret it. Plus... I'LL be there :)

So, about the auction - There WILL be an auction that will go on for 5 days and the item up for auction is a one shot of YOUR choice. It can be a sequel to something I've already written - an outtake of an existing story from your own imagination - or something completely new that you've been wanting me write. Whatever you want :)

The auction begins tomorrow - 6/14/17 and when i have the link I will post it in the comments and probably here - *****

https://www.ebay.com/itm/222544167477

(The only exceptions will be things already started and in the works - which I will discuss with the winner. I just don't want you to waste your bid and I'm willing to work with you if it's something you REALLY want to happen )

If you have any questions please feel free to message me or find me on twitter @Hogeboom and ask away :)

Visit www.pentaconevent.com for more information on Pentacon and how you can attend.

Thank you so much for your support always and thank you for supporting Pentacon! :)

((**Just to clarify - Pentatonix is NOT scheduled to attend Pentacon. Just wanted to be clear. **))

PS THANK YOU to everyone who nominated me for PTX fanfic awards. You're all the sweetest ever and I adore you <3

PPS - Sorry if I post this in multiple places - just want to make sure Pentacon gets as much support as possible :)