Destiel: Are You Serious?

Chapter 13

****DEAN'S POV****

Today had been pretty good so far. Cas had to work a double so we couldn't hang out but it wasn't all bad. I planned on staying in bed all day maybe watch some cartoons but that plan was shattered when I got a text.

Dean where have u been lately? Tristan bet me $20 u were dead so text me back asshole.

Oh Aiden. I guess I have been avoiding my friends lately. Hmm decisions decisions... Should I text Aiden back or do I let Tristan win this one. I haven't left my house in god knows how long out of pure laziness. Ok I guess it would be productive to get up and see if there was still a sun shining out in the real world.

Oh god! Bad idea bad idea, the sun light.. It burns!!

I should probably just text Aiden and see if him and Tristan want to come over and play video games.

Aiden and Tristan are probably my best friends. There twins and they are the really cool twins that are pretty damn identical. I honestly can't tell them apart. Well at least I couldn't before I decided to be the super smart guy that I am and I got a brilliant idea. Now when they come over I make Aiden wear a pink princess crown that I bought for Jo when she was seven, of course she hated it and wouldn't even touch it and when she looked at it I swear she thought it was going to freaking bite her. Silly girl she should have know that I was the one that would bite not the crown.

I wonder if I should shower before I text them? Hmm I guess I'll just do what any normal person would do and sniff my armp- OH DEAR LORD that is awful. When's the last time I showered. Lets see today's Wednesday so hmmmmm. Oh wow ok shower time!

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Get your identical asses over her and play some mindless video games with me. Now bitch I don't like waiting!!

There that should do it. It only took about two minutes for Aiden to text me back.

OH MY BABY JESUS HE LIVES. Thanks a lot ass hat now I have to give my shit-face brother 20 bucks.. Oh I mean yay your alive. Be rite there.

Damn sometimes I don't know who the hell im texting but if I had to guess I would say Tristan. Maybe it should drive me crazy that they basically just shared that phone even tho they both have there own.

It took about five minutes for them to get here because they live around the corner. Once they got inside and took of there shoes and Aiden grabbed his crown from the coat rack.

"So Deano where have you been? Hiding under a freaking rock?" Both Aiden and Tristan said in unison.

Damn I hate it when they do that. It's super fucking creepy. I know there twins and some special bond shit or what ever but I still don't have to like it.

"Oh you know the usual just been dead. So nothing much."

"Oh I knew it! Let me guess you died and couldn't handle not being able to see our sexy face every day so you came back to us. Yep that's what happened I'm sure of it." Tristan said.

"Yes Tristan I admit it I couldn't 'not live' without you so I came back for you!" I threw my self to the ground on my knees and pulled Tristan down with me, "please forgive me baby." I fake begged him.

Tristan played along and ran his hands up and down my back and fake sobbed in to my chest, "For you my beautiful!" Tristan sang out.

"Ok Tristan get up before I kick your ass for putting your hands all over my man." Aiden said as he was attempting to pull Tristan to his feet but we had other ideas and with one glance at Tristan I knew exactly what to do. I pulled Aiden down on top of us so he was basically on his hands and knees in front of me.

"Oh sweet pie! I get sexy twins. Could my life get any better. Wait yes it could I could be having a three way with sexy twins. Guys please?" I fake begged, turning to Aiden and giving him my sexy wink and playfully slapping his ass.

Tristan turned to Adien with puppy dog eyes, "oh baby please it would be a dream come true."

Aiden just rolled his eyes and slapped Tristan on the back of the head which made me laugh until he turned his gaze on me. Oh no I'm next! But before he could try anything I pulled him down and he landed on top of me. I was laughing so hard, hmm speaking of hard things what the hell is that... Oh my god! Well this is awkward I don't really know what to say.

"Hey Aiden is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" Ok so I chose to tease him. And I chose a pretty lame line too.

Aiden's face turned bright red and he jumped up, "I have to go to the bathroom!" And with that he hauled ass out of there. Damn! boy can run.

"Well that was awkward. Lets let Aiden take care of that stiff one that you gave him and we can go play video games."

"Dude I can't help it if I turn straight guys gay. What can I say everyone is dieing to get with my fine ass. I hear its like heaven even the angels are lining up."

"Whatever self absorbed jackass lets go." Tristan didn't give me anytime to come up with an amazing comeback.

"Hay Adien when your done rubbing one out in there meet us upstairs... That is if you can control your self in the same room as dean." Tristan yelled through the house.

"Fuck off!" Well I guess Aiden still heard him.

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A/N: oh yes I did just make that happen lol I'm awful. Maybe you should spank me. Yep there I go again being awful lol. Well over on the side there are my sexy twins Aiden and Tristan! Holy shit don't they look identical.