- dirty pick up lines

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JUSTIN

" if you were a squirrel , would you help me bust a nut ? "

JESSICA

" I'm a zombie , can I eat you out? "

ALEX

" the names dick , can I put it in you? "

TYLER

" that dress would look great on the floor! "

ZACH

" I'm Asian can I eat your pussy? "

RYAN

" I'll kiss you in the rain , so you can be twice as wet . "

SHERI

" How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut! "

CLAY

" Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your doughnut "

HANNAH

" The word for tonight is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word? "

TONY

" You Need Directions?...Well First you gotta take this D-tour . "

JEFF

" I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock! "

SKYE

" Do you use an inhaler? Cause you got assssss ma. "

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