*JUST BTDUBS I WROTE THIS WHILE I WAS INSANE WHICH IS ALL THE TIME AND SO I DIDN'T EDIT OR ANYTHING, DON'T YELL AT ME ABOUT SPELLING AND STUFFS*
Once upon a time some person asked me how I met Kriti. It was such a magical tale that I've decides to share the story with all of you. Here goes,
one time i went to this train station
There was a little box there so obviously i ate it
The box got me really high
And then i took a bush to narnia
and in that bush i was the smartest tree
I challenged bush-trees all around with my knowledge of coffee
But soon got caught up with my fame
The queen called me into his castle
So i followed all the pineapples until i had arrived
He kindly offered to lead me to the queen
And so i ditched him and ran off to the basement to go tanning
But instead of a beach, i was greeted by the most amazing oil painting
Oh my, itwas the most amazing oil painting ive ever seen
And what was painted was...
(Drumroll please)
Bacon
Beautiful, beautiful bacon
I then vowed that i would one day find the bacon in that painting
I gave up on meeting the queen
And then vowed to one day find the all mighty bacon
I started by murdering all the guys, killed them all
For the bacon was oh so sexy
I followed the crumbs to the door
Behind it was a tater tot
It spoke to me
And told me, "if you follow the carcasses u can find someone who might possibly not maybe tell you where that bacon resides"
I started to follow the carcasses towards my beautimous bacon
But i had made a terrible mistake
I invited a friend
That friend asked if we could make a tiny little detour to collect some high-quality squirrels
But we ran into a bridge
A terrible bridge
And that bridge told me that one direction wasn't dead
So naturally i traded my traveling companion for a cat to smell the traces of typical-boy-band
That cat lead me to a straw hut in the depths of forever 21
And in that hut was...
*brace youselves*
ONE DIRECTION
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I was so shocked that i lost a few hats
I advances to make my first move on the 5 guys
But out of nowhere
Out jumped a figure, a girl
She was wearing black shoes, black sweater, black pants and a really really soft neon green shirt
Around her waist was a band with several custom made hunting knives
That girl was protecting 1D
I could not get past
That girl
Was
Krit
And that kids, is how i met your krit
