Ron Weasley: Harry I swear if you hurt my sister I'll kill you
Ginny Weasley: Ronald you will do no such thing because if Harry hurts me I'll kill him
Harry Potter: Oh thanks babe I'd rather be killed by you because I'll never hurt you anyways
Ginny Weasley: I know you won't Harry that's why I'm marrying you tomorrow babe
Ron Weasley: You are doing what?! I do not approve of this shit
Ginny Weasley: calm down geez I was just kidding but I do believe Harry won't hurt me
Ron Weasley: you better be kidding and I know Harry won't hurt you if he knows what's good for him
Draco: I think we should use Dracebook instead of Facebook
Everybody: ok Draco shut up
Draco: ok but you better use it
Everybody: we will if you shut your fat ugly face
Harry Potter: come on Gin let's go kill Baldy
Voldemort: yeah I'd rather you'd kill me than listen to Draco for one more second
Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, and Voldemort have logged off
Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter have logged back on
Harry Potter: well we killed Voldemort
Everybody ( except death eaters): yay
Draco: now let's use Dracebook
Everybody: fine we'll try it
The stories should be this long or maybe longer, but i'll make some short ones too. If you want to be in the book inbox, email, or Instagram me your name, house, and who you would like to be with in the book!
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