Yo Mamma Jokes

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Harry Potter: Hey Draco, Yo mamma so ugly when trick or treaters come they give her candy

Draco Malfoy: Yo momma so dead she's not even visible in her grave

Ginny Potter: Draco, yo momma so short professor flitwick looks like a giant compared to her

Draco Malfoy: Yo momma so f...

Ron Weasley: Wait Ginny why is your name Ginny Potter instead of Ginny Weasley

Ginny Potter: Oh we got engaged last night

Hermione Granger: Congratulations, I wish I could be engaged

Ron Weasley: Ok, Hermione I need to talk to you Ginny and Harry you can come, if you want!

Hermione Granger: Ok where are we meeting

Ron Weasley: Room of Requirement

Hermione Granger: Ok 😃

Ginny Potter: Ok Harry and I will come

Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Potter, and Harry Potter have logged off

Draco Malfoy: Well I wonder why nobody says bye to me

Everybody (except the Slytherins): Because we hate you

Draco Malfoy: Ok I'm gonna go make out with Pansy, my girlfriend

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