Hermione Granger: OMG! Ron just proposed to me, we're engaged now! Were throwing a party tonight, anyone can come, except Slytherins!
Draco Malfoy: Can I at least come? pleaseeeee?
Hermione Granger: Ugh fine you can come Draco, but don't bring anybody else!
Snape: Granger, you have to invite everybody or nobody!
Dumbledore: Professor Snape, may I talk to you in one of the dungeons?
Snape: Why in a dungeon?
Dumbledore: Because it's nice and cool and quiet
Snape: Ok
Dumbledore and Snape have logged off
Hermione Granger: All right everybody can come if you be nice.
Draco Malfoy: I'll be there and be nice to you, especially Ginny
Ginny Potter: Hey listen I'm getting married this summer so fu** off
Harry Potter: You tell him babe
Ron Weasley: Hey the party's going to be starting, Harry, Ginny you can umm do whatever later
Ginny Potter: Yeah Ron whatever, lets go
Everybody that's going to the party: Yay! Party!
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