The contest/ Augustus Gloop

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Charlie's Prov

Girl on T.V: Mr. Wonka has asked me to make this special announcement *Camera turns to Mr. Wonka who nods* He has decided that 5 lucky children will be allowed to visit his chocolate factory this year.In addition, one of these children.....Should I even be saying children some of them might be my age

Mr. Wonker: Yes!

Girl on T.V: Shall receive a special prize beyond anything you could ever imagine....Can I have it

Mr. Wonker: No!

Girl on T.V: Five golden tickets have been hidden under the ordinary wrapping paper of five ordinary Wonker bars. These five candy bars may be anywhere,in any shop, in any street,in any town,in any country in the world

Me: Wow

Grandpa Joe: Wouldn't it be something,Charlie to open a bar of candy and find a golden ticket inside?

Me:I know.But only get one bar a year for  my birthday

Mum:Well it's your birthday next week Charlie

Grandma Josephine: You have as much chance as anybody does

Grandpa George: Balderdash.The kids who're going to find the golden ticket are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars everyday.Our Charlie get only one a year.He doesn't have a chance.Mark my words, the kid who finds the first golden ticket will be fat,fat,fat.

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True to Grandpa's words the first winner of a golden ticket was fat.His name was Augustus Gloop from Dusseldorf Germany, the fat lump didn't even bother to wipe his face over for the TV.It was  all smeared in chocolate.

Augustus(T.V): I am eating the Wonka bar and I taste something,that is not chocolate...or coconut...or walnut,or peanut butter...or nougat..or butter brittle or sprinkles or caramel.So I look and,I find golden ticket.

Girl on T.V: And how did you celebrate

Augustus(T.V): I ate more chocolate

Augustus's mother(T.V):We knew Augustus would find the golden ticket.He eats so many candy  bars a day that it was not possible for him to find one

Girl on T.V: Shouldn't have diabetes by now then or at least died from obesity.

Augustus(T.V):Why would that happen, I am very healthy and fit

Girl on T.V : * Turns to his mother* What lies have you been telling him?

Grandpa George:Told you it'd be a porker. That girl was hilarious though

Grandma Josephine:What a repulsive boy

Me:There are only four tickets left now

Grandpa Joe: Now that they've actually found one,things are really gonna get crazy



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