Yes guys I decided I would make a......................BAND CHALLENGE!!!
I'm weird I get it.
So here is the challenge:
1) Spam 10 people with Pete's poem at the end of 20 Dollar Nosebleed (I'll include that below if you don't know it)
2)Go to a public place and start "crying" if someone asks, "Are you okay?" Answer "I'M NOT O-FUCKING-KAY!!"
3) Walk up to a random kid (this must be a child, preferably one that you go to school with) and start a conversation with them BUT no matter what they say you have to keep quoting New Perspective and when they ask a yes or no question say "No but I got Cheez Whiz" and then say, "Gotta Ryan Ross, the milk is calling to me." And walk off.
4) Ask a police officer if they've ever stuck a fork in a toaster
5) Go to a wedding and start playing the opening to Welcome To The Black Parade on a piano then get on stage, get the bride to join you and shout "WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOM'S *point to the groom* BRIDE IS A WHORE *point to the best man*!!!!"
6) text your crush and when they answer send them, "HIP HOP HOORAY FOR ME YOU TALK TO ME!!!! BUT WOULD YOU KILL ME IN MY SLEEP???"
These are more or less dares but, I couldn't give a shit less.
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III's poem:
It's not me, it's you
Actually it's the taxidermy of you and me
Untie the balloons from around my neck
And ground me
I'm just a race horse one the track
Send me back to the glue factory
Always thought I'd float away
And never come back
But I've got enough miles on my
Card to fly the boys home on my own
But you know me: I like being all alone and keeping you all alone
And the charts are boring
And the kids are snoring
And my egos in a sling
You said you're not listening
And I said I'm wishing
And I said....
I said.
