The Jail Inside My Home

Charmin Ultra Strong

I awoke with a sweat across my brow. My stomach writhing in pain, I raced to the bathroom, SOMETHING WAS WRONG. As a dropped my trousers I noticed a god awful smell, as if Satans Anus had become my own. I should have taken this as a warning of things to come...

After about thirty minutes of a log ride from hell i had overcame my stomach pains and was ready to finish up until my worst nightmares had become a reality.... One-ply toilet paper, I wondered what I deserved to get this kind of torment. I braced my self for the inevitable knowing the one-ply would break and I would likely plunge my finger into my anus I must have grabbed half the roll and as I went to clean myself I hear a tear and close my eyes. When I opened my eyes and awoke in my bed, realizing this nightmare had been just a dream and I went back to sleep.