Cheesy Pick Up Lines He Uses

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Credit to: Malikzapper

Zayn: -Wanna watch a movie? How about scar face? You can say hello to my little friend. 
          -If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
          - You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Liam: -Do you like magic? I want to cast a spell on you with my magic wand.
          -Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine?
          - I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?

Louis: -Is your name Gillette? …because you’re the best a man can get.
           -That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
           - Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Harry: - Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.        
          -Baby, I’m like Taco Bell…I’ll spice up your night.
          - Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Niall: -Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before? 
         -Baby I’m like milk, I’ll do your body good.
         -Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you’re magically delicious.

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