"Aw! Aren't they just!" Harley looked at the twins laying on their makeshift pallet that was on the floor, ever since being handed the responsibility to watch over her boss and friends children she couldn't stop gawking at them.
"I mean...I guess so" Jackson tilted his head, as soon as he said something about the twins their eyes opened and Harley hit him in the back of the head.
"You idiot! These are your offsprings! And you woke them up!" Madeleine has sneezed and she began to flex her hands.
"So how do you plan to do this?" Harley stood up watching the twins began to snuggle each over and close their eyes again.
"I..I don't exactly know?" He sounded abrasive for a moment and Harley just stared at him in silence.
"Your baby mama is off working her ass and you're going to take care of them while I do paperwork. We start by in the house first." Harley sat in her recliner and began to dig in the diaper bag searching for the toys in case the twins got rowdy, which wouldn't be likely, so far they'd seemed to be quiet children.
"Uh...I'm going to let them sleep? Until they wake up?" he just twisted his mouth as Harley scoffed at him.
"Really? That's all you got? You're an idiot. How the hell did you manage to actually get someone to say yes to getting married?"
"How the hell do you know that?" He had seemed offended, but telling from the lack of rng on his finger and the fact that he was with Luna, it didn't turn out so good.
"I'm a cop, what did you expect" Jackson had growled from his throat, he leaned against the couch and sighed.
"One, once they wake up you feed them with Lunas...breast milk. Then you need to make sure their belly buttons are good taken care of. Change them, lay them on their tummies, can you at least try to act like a dad? I mean you don't have to act like some...douche." Harley stood up and got on the floor with the twins and glared at him as he sat with his arms crossed.
"Fine, fine. I mean I've never had a kid before, so you can't just sit there and fully expect me to know what to do. Do you have a kid? I don't think so--so stop acting like you know every damn thing." He sounded highly disapproving of her, for what reason? She didn't know.
"Well, since you seem to know everything about me. I'll be going and leave you to learn how to take care of children." she slammed her hand onto the coffee table awakening the beasts and hearing them roar.
"Don't bother me unless something is...terribly wrong" She sassed him and walked to the other room with her things.
"Mother of God..." he stated bitterly hearing the siblings crying on the sleeping pallet. He grabbed Jacques softly, his child's face scrunched and his tongue in his mouth flailing. His head slowly going back, but he quickly placed his hand on the back if his head.
He looked down at the girl and she was also wailing. How exactly was he supposed to pick both of them up? He questioned and looked at the baby bag, he went down and dug for a bottle.
"Okay dude, come on. Food, you want food?" He held the bottle near his mouth and he instantly grabbed it and began to quiet down.
He did the same thing with the girl and put them both into his lap as he was on the floor.
"See, you got it!" Harley made him jump and he sighed.
"Here take this." she gave him a book. He looked at it fro the side and lifted his brows.
"How to be a dad...for single dads..." he hit his forehead on the book and sighed.
"Thanks..." He said enthusiastically and groaned.
"Check page three hundred on to the last, single fathers that do have a mother involved." She sat beside Jaques and picked him, up helping him feed.
"God...he looks so much like Luna, he even has some of her hair!" He gave her a small look and leaned back into the couch. Madeleine had finished quickly and Jackson gave her a look.
"Signal to burp her" he rubbed his temples and picked the girl up. Her eyes were as grey as her mothers, a cloudy night you could say. He placed the girl on his shoulder and began patting her back softly.
"You should..." she tried to warn him, but before she could get her statement out Madeleine had spewed all over his shoulder causing him to curse.
"Children!" She scolded him and slapped the back of his head.
"Yeah yeah..." He rolled his eyes and heard Madeleine laughing at him. He made a face and sighed placing her down into the pallet on her tummy again and looking at her.
"You're gonna be a fancy one." he grunted as he watched her. He placed his hands on his button shirt and began to undo it revealing an undershirt.
"I have a damn sell today." Harley burped Jaques and placed him on the pallet and got the diaper bag.
"You'll need the diaper bag and these, baby carriers for twins."
"Whoa whoa, I can't..." He trailed off and just shook his head.
"Right, got this." he checked his phone and groaned.
"Shit, now I need to go." He had thanked himself for keeping a few shirts on his car just in case.
"I'll be on your tail until I truly trust you I'll be following you."
"You kidding me? Damn you cops are...perfect." He packed all the baby stuff as Harley watched and scrolled on her phone. He sighed and spent a few minutes struggling with how to get the carrier on so he wouldn't have to when he got to his house he was going to sell off.
He grabbed the kids and went to his car with Harley hot on his trail, strapping them in safety and getting into the car.
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Not The Babies Fault(BMWM)
RomanceA cop and a realtor walk into a bar together, they walk out what what do they get in return? Twins. --- 2023 note: PLEASE for your sake and mine, DO NOT take this story seriously. Lmao I'm keeping this up bc I'm a stubborn fucking bitch but also kid...