one-shots ♕ [discontinued]

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so i made a friend through a social media (y'all won't find 'them') this is their idea and it's so amazing so why not. also, im sorry my friend, but i remembered that i have classmates who uses wattpad. so i better keep this PG-13. sorry for not including the kissing scene!! ;))
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"Are you sure he's nice?"

"Yes."

"And he's handsome?"

"Well, you could say he's kind of cute."

"And he's singl-"

"Sky, sweetheart, believe in me. He's one of my friends, and we chat each other quite often. He told me all about himself."

Sky took a deep breath, straightening her blue with white dots dress. She made it herself, it's pretty neat.

"Besides, you're pretty as fuck. He would dump his girlfriend in a heartbeat. If he had one."

Sky started giggling, but then shushed me because she's kind and felt guilty.

Unlike me.

My name's Elizabeth Adams. But I prefer the name Eli. Since it's shorter and fits me more.

I've never been to dates because either the guy's not my type or they just want to take advantage of me. It's in between.

There was one time when this guy came to me and asked, "Hey beautiful, wanna be my Juliet?"

I turned him down as fast as I could.

"Sorry, but my name's Eli."

He's a stubborn one I tell you.

"Oh, playing hard to get huh? Well you're totally my type."

Oh, he does not want to mess with me. Never.

"But you're not my type. Now get out of my sight before I slit your throat and pull your insides out and barbecue them to feed my pet piranha, Shredder."

He quickly backed away with a smile, apologized for bothering me, and ran as fast as he could. Man, that was funny.

I have lots of guy friends because I don't like to do things girls usually do.

I'm the girl you find on those movies, the cool ones who likes to kick ass with boys, that's me. But I don't skip classes, bummer. I'm pretty smart at grades, if I say so myself. Who gets an A+ at Maths without studying a single shit? Me.

Where were we? Oh, yeah. The date.

Right now I'm helping my best friend by boosting her confidence and giving her lemon balm tea every 5 minutes, since she told me lemon balm helps her relax.

"Oh god, what if he doesn't like me?"

"Too late, sweetie. He's already here."

I said as I pointed the front door with my thumb. Sky started to freak out, and I made my way to open the door.

"Hey, Eli. Is she ready?"

I look back to see her stumbling over nothing. I gave him a nervous laugh, and he nodded. I looked at her again.

"You can come too if you like." I quickly turned my head around.

"I'm sorry what?"

"I mean, my friend's here with me so we can call it a double date? I guess??"

"You didn't tell me you're with your friend. Well I have no other choice. She'll be a nervous wreck if I don't go with her."

He laughed. He had this laugh where you would say it's sexy and it makes your life complete and shit. But nah, not for me. Okay, I was joking. Yeah, it was hot, but that's all.